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Steam specs (min / recommended)

Minimum: Système d'exploitation *: Windows XP Processeur : 1.6ghz Mémoire vive : 1 GB de mémoire Graphiques : ATI Mobility Radeon 4200 DirectX : Version 11 Espace disque : 150 MB d'espace disque disponible Carte son : Any

Recommended: Système d'exploitation *: Windows 7

Kindergarten

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Released June 15, 2017
sample: 419 reviews posted after launch (150 AI-classified)
97/100
Player Score — % of positive reviews since launch · Steam history: 97 % · 10,459 reviews (« Overwhelmingly Positive »)
4,99€🛒 Compare on Instant Gamingaffiliate link

Humor bubbles through every scene, turning the adventure into a whimsical playground. The game holds an Overwhelmingly Positive Steam rating, with 97 % of the 419 post‑release reviews marked positive, and players who spend 2‑10 hours report a 99 % positivity rate.

In-game

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« I love the jiggly of Ms.Jigglytits :D »
👍 anonymous review · 19 h played
« very fun ,TW:in this game is sa lot of blood , so if your easily scared/triggerd ,be careful(or don't play at all)when playing »
👍 anonymous review · 116 h played
« Vraiment sympa, mais court (mais pas cher) »
👍 anonymous review · 5 h played
« Humour acide et gameplay simple sans être simpliste : il n'en faut pas plus pour passer quelques heures à jouer tranquille. »
👍 anonymous review · 4 h played
« good game, i love the part where i put every children in trouble and i know they die one thing: why is the principal the only one with a gun, lack of guns the player should have one »
👍 anonymous review · 2 h played
« linéaire. manque de profondeur »
👎 anonymous review · 1 h played
« A child killed me, then the principle killed me, then my girlfriend killed me, then the janitor killed me, everyone is killing me. »
👎 anonymous review · 2 h played
« lets be fr we only played this because coryx did »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« Jeu à l'humour noir où on risque de mourir pas mal de fois avant d'arriver à faire ce que l'on veut. Il est pas cher et on passe une bon moment dessus. »
👍 anonymous review · 5 h played
« Se faire des amis n'aura jamais été autant fun, enfin si on leur survie. »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played

In players' words

« I love the jiggly of Ms.Jigglytits :D »
👍 anonymous review · 19 h played
« linéaire. manque de profondeur »
👎 anonymous review · 1 h played
« very fun ,TW:in this game is sa lot of blood , so if your easily scared/triggerd ,be careful(or don't play at all)when playing »
👍 anonymous review · 116 h played
« A child killed me, then the principle killed me, then my girlfriend killed me, then the janitor killed me, everyone is killing me. »
👎 anonymous review · 2 h played
« Vraiment sympa, mais court (mais pas cher) »
👍 anonymous review · 5 h played
« lets be fr we only played this because coryx did »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« Humour acide et gameplay simple sans être simpliste : il n'en faut pas plus pour passer quelques heures à jouer tranquille. »
👍 anonymous review · 4 h played
« Jeu à l'humour noir où on risque de mourir pas mal de fois avant d'arriver à faire ce que l'on veut. Il est pas cher et on passe une bon moment dessus. »
👍 anonymous review · 5 h played
« good game, i love the part where i put every children in trouble and i know they die one thing: why is the principal the only one with a gun, lack of guns the player should have one »
👍 anonymous review · 2 h played
« Se faire des amis n'aura jamais été autant fun, enfin si on leur survie. »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played

Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.

What players say, by aspect

Positive Mixed Negative
Gameplay
84 % pos · n=124
Story / writing
92 % pos · n=50
Content / longevity
64 % pos · n=14
Value for money
83 % pos · n=6
Interface / UX
0 % pos · n=6
Graphics / art
80 % pos · n=5
Audio / music
67 % pos · n=3
Performance
50 % pos · n=2
Stability / bugs
0 % pos · n=1
Detailed data (table)
AspectMentionsPositiveMixedNegative
Gameplay124104128
Story / writing504613
Content / longevity14914
Value for money6501
Interface / UX6006
Graphics / art5401
Audio / music3201
Performance2101
Stability / bugs1001

Positive reviews by playtime

🎮 Players who like it have spent 6.1 h on median; those who dislike it: 1 h.

🪤 69 % of negative reviews come from players who left in under 2h — the game often disappoints right away.

<2h
61 % (n=23)
2-10h
99 % (n=307)
10-25h
100 % (n=72)
>25h
100 % (n=17)

Fixed or still broken? Sentiment over time

➡️ Stable reception over time
Mar 2026 : 100% positive100MarApr 2026 : 96% positive96AprMay 2026 : 99% positive99MayJun 2026 : 96% positive96JunJul 2026 : 98% positive98Jul

% of positive reviews per month (months with ≥ 15 sample reviews).

💶 Price history

€0.39€1.69€2.99€4.29€5.59201820192020202120222023202420252026€0.99

Steam price tracked automatically since Apr 09, 2017 · All-time low: €0.99 (Sep 30, 2019)

100% completion difficulty ("platinum")

19,3 % Moderate

of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 8 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 44,9 % of players.

What creators say (YouTube)

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Strengths

  • Gameplay draws the most praise: 104 positive mentions out of 124 total.
  • Story resonates strongly, with 46 positive mentions out of 50.
  • Graphics are well received, earning 4 positive mentions out of 5.
  • Price is appreciated, achieving 5 positive mentions out of 6.
  • Longer play sessions (>10 h) retain perfect sentiment, 100 % positive across 89 reviews.

Weaknesses

  • User interface is a clear pain point: 6 negative mentions out of 6 total.
  • Performance hiccups appear in half of the mentions: 1 negative out of 2.
  • Bug reports are minimal but wholly negative: 1 negative mention out of 1.

Who is it for?

Players who enjoy indie adventure games laced with humor and a light‑hearted tone will find Kindergarten appealing, especially those comfortable with short to medium playtimes (2‑25 hours). Those sensitive to UI roughness or occasional performance drops should temper expectations.

Is Kindergarten worth it in 2026?

Yes, without reservation for most players: 97% of 10,459 Steam reviews are positive (player score 97/100). Most-praised strength: Gameplay draws the most praise. Current price: 4,99€.

Verdict

Kindergarten delivers a charming, humor‑driven experience that most players love, as reflected by its 97 % positive Steam score. While the core gameplay and story shine, the UI and occasional performance issues keep it from being flawless. Overall, it stands out as a delightful indie adventure for fans of quirky narratives.

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