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Steam specs (min / recommended)

Minimum: Système d'exploitation et processeur 64 bits nécessaires Système d'exploitation : Windows 10 Processeur : Anything from the past 20 years Mémoire vive : 4 GB de mémoire Graphiques : Yes DirectX : Version 10 Espace disque : 2 GB d'espace disque disponible

Recommended: Système d'exploitation et processeur 64 bits nécessaires

Database Detective: Minor Crimes Division

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Released July 17, 2026
sample: 398 reviews posted after launch (180 AI-classified)
96/100
Player Score — positive reviews weighted by volume · Steam history: 98 % · 397 reviews (« Very Positive »)
➡️ Stable reception — recent reviews (30d): 97% positive vs 98% overall (435 recent reviews)
10,75€🛒 Compare on Instant Gamingaffiliate link

SQL queries and sleuthing go hand in hand in this twist on the detective genre—players cite it 141 times across reviews. The game holds an ironclad 98% approval among 398 Steam verdicts and keeps nearly every detective hooked past the 10-hour mark.

What it's about: Solve criminal cases through the power of SQL queries! Help out the city of Los Zorangeles by becoming a Database Detective in this new (unpaid) work from home opportunity.

In-game

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« Most people don't know that a lot of police officers actually need SQL to do investigations. Google "40% of police" to learn more. »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played18753
« I work as a data engineer and this game is very unrealistic. All the data we receive is too clean. Still give positive review just because... »
👍 anonymous review · 11 h played711
« Zoran has ruled over Los Zorangeles for exactly HALF my life and exactly NOTHING has improved. Overall he is okay. Rating 3/5 »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played1
« I was expecting a simple silly game where you use SQL queries to solve puzzles. I was NOT expecting to spend several hours looking through pages of MMO Wiki so I can dox a child. 10/10 »
👍 anonymous review · 10 h played1
« I would like the ability to replay the levels I got wrong or be able to understand where I took a wrong turn »
👎 anonymous review · 2 h played
« Really clever game, I've thoroughly enjoyed the dialogue. Game is melting my brain as a novice SQL-er. If the developer ever decided to expand this concept out to other programming languages they'd have me as a buy day 1. »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played111
« I came here to s*** on this game with over ten years experience as a backend software engineer. And I'm ready for the SQL. 10/10 would recommend. »
👍 anonymous review · 0 h played1
« Génial (please, do a translation into French to make up for my mediocre level of English) »
👍 anonymous review · 2 h played

In players' words

« Most people don't know that a lot of police officers actually need SQL to do investigations. Google "40% of police" to learn more. »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played18753
« I would like the ability to replay the levels I got wrong or be able to understand where I took a wrong turn »
👎 anonymous review · 2 h played
« I work as a data engineer and this game is very unrealistic. All the data we receive is too clean. Still give positive review just because... »
👍 anonymous review · 11 h played711
« Really clever game, I've thoroughly enjoyed the dialogue. Game is melting my brain as a novice SQL-er. If the developer ever decided to expand this concept out to other programming languages they'd have me as a buy day 1. »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played111
« Zoran has ruled over Los Zorangeles for exactly HALF my life and exactly NOTHING has improved. Overall he is okay. Rating 3/5 »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played1
« I came here to s*** on this game with over ten years experience as a backend software engineer. And I'm ready for the SQL. 10/10 would recommend. »
👍 anonymous review · 0 h played1
« I was expecting a simple silly game where you use SQL queries to solve puzzles. I was NOT expecting to spend several hours looking through pages of MMO Wiki so I can dox a child. 10/10 »
👍 anonymous review · 10 h played1
« Génial (please, do a translation into French to make up for my mediocre level of English) »
👍 anonymous review · 2 h played

Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.

What players say, by aspect

Positive Mixed Negative
Gameplay
94 % pos · n=176
Story / writing
99 % pos · n=80
Content / longevity
90 % pos · n=31
Audio / music
100 % pos · n=17
Interface / UX
47 % pos · n=17
Graphics / art
100 % pos · n=10
Value for money
100 % pos · n=4
Stability / bugs
0 % pos · n=4
Performance
67 % pos · n=3
Multiplayer
100 % pos · n=1
Detailed data (table)
AspectMentionsPositiveMixedNegative
Gameplay17616556
Story / writing807901
Content / longevity312821
Audio / music171700
Interface / UX17809
Graphics / art101000
Value for money4400
Stability / bugs4004
Performance3201
Multiplayer1100

Positive reviews by playtime

🎮 Players who like it have spent 7.2 h on median; those who dislike it: 3 h.

<2h
96 % (n=69)
2-10h
97 % (n=186)
10-25h
100 % (n=123)
>25h
100 % (n=20)

💶 Price history

€8.60€9.27€9.94€10.61€11.28€9.13

Steam price tracked automatically since Jul 27, 2026 · All-time low: €9.13 (Jul 27, 2026)

100% completion difficulty ("platinum")

0,9 % Hardcore

of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 34 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 5,8 % of players.

What creators say (YouTube)

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Strengths

  • Gameplay steals every spotlight: 165 positive mentions out of 176.
  • The story pulls readers off the street and into the squad: 79 glowing write-ups out of 80.
  • Audio design earns a perfect 17-for-17 praise ratio.
  • Long sessions signal love—the 10-25 hour bucket boasts 100% positivity.

Weaknesses

  • A handful of bugs still sneak onto case files: four negative reports among 397 reviews.
  • The UI design provokes mixed feelings: nine negative comments out of seventeen.
  • Performance remains off the radar with just three players mentioning it.

Who is it for?

Puzzle-loving detectives who enjoy dry humour and SQL-flavoured deduction will relish every scene. Expect a firm tutorial that pays off in clearer clues.

Is Database Detective: Minor Crimes Division worth it in 2026?

Yes, without reservation for most players: 98% of 397 Steam reviews are positive (player score 96/100). Most-praised strength: Gameplay steals every spotlight. Current price: 10,75€.

Verdict

Smooth operation with standout writing and sound, despite the odd report of a bug or clunky menu. Once the clues start clicking, the hours vanish like evidence under a microscope.

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