Steam specs (min / recommended)
Minimum: Système d'exploitation et processeur 64 bits nécessaires Système d'exploitation : Windows 10 / Windows 11 Processeur : 2 Core 2.7 GHz Mémoire vive : 8 GB de mémoire Graphiques : Intel HD 520 Réseau : connexion internet haut débit Espace disque : 300 MB d'espace disque disponible
Recommended: Système d'exploitation et processeur 64 bits nécessaires
Cheese Rolling
Players are finding an absurd amount of joy in chasing dairy down a hill, with 108 positive mentions out of 127 for the core mechanics. This free-to-play title maintains a 93% positive reception since launch, proving that simple physics-based chaos is highly effective.
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In players' words
Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.
What players say, by aspect
Detailed data (table)
| Aspect | Mentions | Positive | Mixed | Negative |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gameplay | 127 | 108 | 6 | 13 |
| Multiplayer | 32 | 30 | 0 | 2 |
| Content / longevity | 20 | 9 | 4 | 7 |
| Graphics / art | 15 | 12 | 1 | 2 |
| Story / writing | 14 | 14 | 0 | 0 |
| Value for money | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| Audio / music | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| Performance | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| Stability / bugs | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Interface / UX | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
Positive reviews by playtime
🎮 Players who like it have spent 1.2 h on median; those who dislike it: 30 min.
🪤 97 % of negative reviews come from players who left in under 2h — the game often disappoints right away.
Fixed or still broken? Sentiment over time
% of positive reviews per month (months with ≥ 15 sample reviews).
100% completion difficulty ("platinum")
of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 6 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 2 % of players.
What creators say (YouTube)
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Strengths
- The core physics-based gameplay is a hit, with 108 positive mentions out of 127.
- Multiplayer sessions are overwhelmingly well-received, accounting for 30 positive mentions out of 32.
- The lighthearted narrative elements are universally enjoyed, earning 14 positive mentions out of 14.
- Performance is stable, with 5 positive mentions out of 6.
Weaknesses
- The depth of available content draws mixed reactions, with only 9 positive mentions out of 20.
- Technical polish remains a concern for some, as evidenced by 2 negative mentions regarding bugs out of 2.
Who is it for?
Ideal for those seeking a quick, hilarious distraction to share with friends, especially those who appreciate physics-based comedy games.
Verdict
Cheese Rolling succeeds by keeping things simple and focusing on pure, chaotic fun. While it may lack extensive long-term content, its current state offers a consistently entertaining experience that is well worth the entry price of zero.
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