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Steam specs (min / recommended)

Minimum: Système d'exploitation et processeur 64 bits nécessaires Système d'exploitation : Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system Espace disque : 400 MB d'espace disque disponible

Recommended: Système d'exploitation et processeur 64 bits nécessaires

How to Train Your Cock

Niche cult favorite
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Released October 27, 2025
sample: 405 reviews posted after launch (115 AI-classified)
94/100
Player Score — % of positive reviews since launch · Steam history: 96 % · 1,916 reviews (« Overwhelmingly Positive »)
3,99€🛒 Compare on Instant Gamingaffiliate link

Players are obsessed with the absurd, blissfully idle progression of dragon taming. More than 88% of those who pushed past 25 hours still rave about it.

In-game

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« je me sens mieux dans mon corps depuis que je joue à ce jeu »
👍 anonymous review · 79 h played
« I can casually train my ♥♥♥♥ in peace, leave it to rest and come back making progress, i love to train my ♥♥♥♥ :) »
👍 anonymous review · 50 h played
« Before this game, my ♥♥♥♥ was small and weak, my gf leaved me Now, my ♥♥♥♥ is strong, massive and POWERFUL, I have an entire harem just for me and my ♥♥♥♥ Play this game if you want the same thing »
👍 anonymous review · 90 h played
« Loved training my ♥♥♥♥ with my boyfriend. Trained it while playing games, while watching my bf play RE9, at work, while sleeping. 10/10 game. Could not stop training my ♥♥♥♥. »
👍 anonymous review · 79 h played
« My Girlfriend made me buy this game. She thought it would help me... Sadly, its about a chicken, We expected something else »
👍 anonymous review · 49 h played
« I'm doing everything I can to beat it, but its just so hard »
👍 anonymous review · 175 h played
« i wish i could do more stuff with my c0ck »
👎 anonymous review · 43 h played
« You can´t disable the ad for the upcoming game and the ad is bigger than the UI itself... (Take a look at the screenshot on my profile if you want) »
👎 anonymous review · 7 h played
« Gameplay is as simple as it gets, even for an Idler. If you want to buy it for the joke go ahead, otherwise don't bother. »
👎 anonymous review · 15 h played
« It's okay. For a little guy in the corner of my screen it really needs an FPS slider. I dont need it to run at 480 FPS causing my GPU fans to kick up on a 5080. Since it has a chance of causing hardware wear it's getting a No for now. »
👎 anonymous review · 40 h played
« Advertisement for their next game can't be removed. A pop-up once? Sure. There constantly? Absolutely not. Questionable decision making at Little Horror Studios. »
👎 anonymous review · 122 h played
« My ♥♥♥♥ got so big, so fast, while playing this game, if you want a big ♥♥♥♥ you should play this game too »
👍 anonymous review · 121 h played

In players' words

« je me sens mieux dans mon corps depuis que je joue à ce jeu »
👍 anonymous review · 79 h played
« i wish i could do more stuff with my c0ck »
👎 anonymous review · 43 h played
« I can casually train my ♥♥♥♥ in peace, leave it to rest and come back making progress, i love to train my ♥♥♥♥ :) »
👍 anonymous review · 50 h played
« You can´t disable the ad for the upcoming game and the ad is bigger than the UI itself... (Take a look at the screenshot on my profile if you want) »
👎 anonymous review · 7 h played
« Before this game, my ♥♥♥♥ was small and weak, my gf leaved me Now, my ♥♥♥♥ is strong, massive and POWERFUL, I have an entire harem just for me and my ♥♥♥♥ Play this game if you want the same thing »
👍 anonymous review · 90 h played
« Gameplay is as simple as it gets, even for an Idler. If you want to buy it for the joke go ahead, otherwise don't bother. »
👎 anonymous review · 15 h played
« Loved training my ♥♥♥♥ with my boyfriend. Trained it while playing games, while watching my bf play RE9, at work, while sleeping. 10/10 game. Could not stop training my ♥♥♥♥. »
👍 anonymous review · 79 h played
« It's okay. For a little guy in the corner of my screen it really needs an FPS slider. I dont need it to run at 480 FPS causing my GPU fans to kick up on a 5080. Since it has a chance of causing hardware wear it's getting a No for now. »
👎 anonymous review · 40 h played
« My Girlfriend made me buy this game. She thought it would help me... Sadly, its about a chicken, We expected something else »
👍 anonymous review · 49 h played
« Advertisement for their next game can't be removed. A pop-up once? Sure. There constantly? Absolutely not. Questionable decision making at Little Horror Studios. »
👎 anonymous review · 122 h played
« I'm doing everything I can to beat it, but its just so hard »
👍 anonymous review · 175 h played
« My ♥♥♥♥ got so big, so fast, while playing this game, if you want a big ♥♥♥♥ you should play this game too »
👍 anonymous review · 121 h played

Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.

What players say, by aspect

Positive Mixed Negative
Gameplay
82 % pos · n=62
Content / longevity
64 % pos · n=28
Interface / UX
30 % pos · n=10
Value for money
50 % pos · n=6
Story / writing
80 % pos · n=5
Multiplayer
60 % pos · n=5
Performance
50 % pos · n=4
Graphics / art
100 % pos · n=2
Audio / music
100 % pos · n=1
Detailed data (table)
AspectMentionsPositiveMixedNegative
Gameplay625129
Content / longevity2818010
Interface / UX10307
Value for money6303
Story / writing5401
Multiplayer5302
Performance4202
Graphics / art2200
Audio / music1100

Positive reviews by playtime

🎮 Players who like it have spent 67 h on median; those who dislike it: 41 h.

<2h
33 % (n=3)
2-10h
90 % (n=20)
10-25h
80 % (n=25)
>25h
96 % (n=357)

Fixed or still broken? Sentiment over time

➡️ Stable reception over time
Mar 2026 : 96% positive96MarApr 2026 : 92% positive92AprMay 2026 : 96% positive96MayJun 2026 : 91% positive91JunJul 2026 : 100% positive100Jul

% of positive reviews per month (months with ≥ 15 sample reviews).

100% completion difficulty ("platinum")

29,3 % Accessible

of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 18 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 56 % of players.

What creators say (YouTube)

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Strengths

  • The sheer humor and absurdity shine through: 15 direct mentions and an overwhelmingly positive reception from those who played it.
  • Idle mechanics deliver consistent satisfaction: 'addictif' and 'satisfaction' appear 7 times combined, with 4 positive out of 4.
  • Long-term engagement is sky-high: 96% positive reviews in the >25h playtime bucket, the largest sample size.

Weaknesses

  • UI frustrates a vocal minority: 7 negative mentions out of 10, including confusion around controls and menus.
  • Content unlocks feel grindy for some: 10 negative mentions out of 28, with players calling progression 'ennuyeux' in 3 cases.
  • Price debates linger despite high praise: 3 positive and 3 negative mentions, split on perceived value.

Who is it for?

Ideal for anyone craving a lighthearted, humorous idle sim with progression that rewards patience. Fans of absurd and relaxing games will adore it.

Verdict

A gem of a casual title that balances humor and relaxation masterfully. Minor UI quirks and grindy elements won’t deter dedicated players.

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How to Train Your Cock: 94/100 by players — Gamer Reviews

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