Steam specs (min / recommended)
Minimum: Système d'exploitation et processeur 64 bits nécessaires Système d'exploitation : Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system Espace disque : 400 MB d'espace disque disponible
Recommended: Système d'exploitation et processeur 64 bits nécessaires
How to Train Your Cock
Players are obsessed with the absurd, blissfully idle progression of dragon taming. More than 88% of those who pushed past 25 hours still rave about it.
What it's about: A chill idle game that sits in your screen while you do other tasks. Watch your cock train and grow, decorate his island, and buy him some stylish hats. Is your cock the biggest among your friends? Now it can be!
In-game
In players' words
Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.
What players say, by aspect
Detailed data (table)
| Aspect | Mentions | Positive | Mixed | Negative |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gameplay | 62 | 51 | 2 | 9 |
| Content / longevity | 28 | 18 | 0 | 10 |
| Interface / UX | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 |
| Value for money | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 |
| Story / writing | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| Multiplayer | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| Performance | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Graphics / art | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Audio / music | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Positive reviews by playtime
🎮 Players who like it have spent 68 h on median; those who dislike it: 40 h.
Fixed or still broken? Sentiment over time
% of positive reviews per month (months with ≥ 15 sample reviews).
💶 Price history
Steam price tracked automatically since Oct 27, 2025 · All-time low: €2.99 (Jun 04, 2026)
100% completion difficulty ("platinum")
of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 18 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 56 % of players.
What creators say (YouTube)
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This game on Twitch
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Strengths
- The sheer humor and absurdity shine through: 15 direct mentions and an overwhelmingly positive reception from those who played it.
- Idle mechanics deliver consistent satisfaction: 'addictif' and 'satisfaction' appear 7 times combined, with 4 positive out of 4.
- Long-term engagement is sky-high: 96% positive reviews in the >25h playtime bucket, the largest sample size.
Weaknesses
- UI frustrates a vocal minority: 7 negative mentions out of 10, including confusion around controls and menus.
- Content unlocks feel grindy for some: 10 negative mentions out of 28, with players calling progression 'ennuyeux' in 3 cases.
- Price debates linger despite high praise: 3 positive and 3 negative mentions, split on perceived value.
Who is it for?
Ideal for anyone craving a lighthearted, humorous idle sim with progression that rewards patience. Fans of absurd and relaxing games will adore it.
Is How to Train Your Cock worth it in 2026?
Yes — player reception is very positive: 96% of 1,916 Steam reviews are positive (player score 93/100). Most-praised strength: The sheer humor and absurdity shine through. Current price: 2,99€ (25% off).
Verdict
A gem of a casual title that balances humor and relaxation masterfully. Minor UI quirks and grindy elements won’t deter dedicated players.
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