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Steam specs (min / recommended)

Minimum: Système d'exploitation et processeur 64 bits nécessaires Système d'exploitation : Windows 10 Processeur : anything should do Mémoire vive : 1 GB de mémoire Graphiques : pretty minimal Espace disque : 60 MB d'espace disque disponible

Recommended: Système d'exploitation et processeur 64 bits nécessaires Système d'exploitation : 15.6 Sequoia Processeur : any Mémoire vive : 1 GB de mémoire

Horsey Game

Niche cult favorite
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Released February 18, 2026
sample: 407 reviews posted after launch (180 AI-classified)
98/100
Player Score — % of positive reviews since launch · Steam history: 97 % · 2,623 reviews (« Overwhelmingly Positive »)
9,75€🛒 Compare on Instant Gamingaffiliate link

More than four out of five players have already logged at least 10 hours, with 124 of them doubling that—yet the game still feels fresh. Players call it fun and addictive, with creativity and freedom at the heart of the experience.

In-game

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« not fun in the first hour but i did make a "horse" that was a wheel and just won evrything good game »
👍 anonymous review · 7 h played
« C'est l'un des jeux de l'année avec sa rejouabilité infinie! Incroyable surprise »
👍 anonymous review · 117 h played
« Incroyable... petite perle de fun.. musique fun, mécaniques fun... »
👍 anonymous review · 11 h played
« Collect Horses. Breed Horses. Race Horses. Genetically Modify Horses. Create a Horse paradise or just get rich or be a evil genius »
👍 anonymous review · 55 h played
« I love this game ! just healed the "FLU". a lot of fun, worth every penny. »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played
« tired of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dale winning, got him nice and drunk and gunned him down right outside his stable. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece »
👍 anonymous review · 8 h played
« I greatly admire the scope of being able to tweak hundreds of horse genes to make unhorses and the idea of racing them, but I don't particularly enjoy it as a game, no. »
👎 anonymous review · 2 h played
« ♥♥♥♥ of piece game i wll beceom back my moneu=y this trash game game my stiupid this game is a natural disaster my dog got cancer. 9 yo army back me up on this »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« was fun but after 6 hours i cant open the game anymore, im not sure if this is a me issue or a game issue but i just cant play it at all anymore »
👎 anonymous review · 6 h played
« Not my cup of tea but I can understand why people would like this . »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« i would've gotten more joy by spending my 10 dollars on a burger. NOT worth your money »
👎 anonymous review · 2 h played
« horse is not a fixed concept. even you can be a horse. in fact, why do we know we are not a horse? are we a horse? aren’t we a horse? neigh »
👍 anonymous review · 8 h played

In players' words

« not fun in the first hour but i did make a "horse" that was a wheel and just won evrything good game »
👍 anonymous review · 7 h played
« I greatly admire the scope of being able to tweak hundreds of horse genes to make unhorses and the idea of racing them, but I don't particularly enjoy it as a game, no. »
👎 anonymous review · 2 h played
« C'est l'un des jeux de l'année avec sa rejouabilité infinie! Incroyable surprise »
👍 anonymous review · 117 h played
« ♥♥♥♥ of piece game i wll beceom back my moneu=y this trash game game my stiupid this game is a natural disaster my dog got cancer. 9 yo army back me up on this »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« Incroyable... petite perle de fun.. musique fun, mécaniques fun... »
👍 anonymous review · 11 h played
« was fun but after 6 hours i cant open the game anymore, im not sure if this is a me issue or a game issue but i just cant play it at all anymore »
👎 anonymous review · 6 h played
« Collect Horses. Breed Horses. Race Horses. Genetically Modify Horses. Create a Horse paradise or just get rich or be a evil genius »
👍 anonymous review · 55 h played
« Not my cup of tea but I can understand why people would like this . »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« I love this game ! just healed the "FLU". a lot of fun, worth every penny. »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played
« i would've gotten more joy by spending my 10 dollars on a burger. NOT worth your money »
👎 anonymous review · 2 h played
« tired of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dale winning, got him nice and drunk and gunned him down right outside his stable. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece »
👍 anonymous review · 8 h played
« horse is not a fixed concept. even you can be a horse. in fact, why do we know we are not a horse? are we a horse? aren’t we a horse? neigh »
👍 anonymous review · 8 h played

Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.

What players say, by aspect

Positive Mixed Negative
Gameplay
98 % pos · n=164
Content / longevity
94 % pos · n=52
Graphics / art
38 % pos · n=13
Performance
43 % pos · n=7
Interface / UX
0 % pos · n=4
Audio / music
67 % pos · n=3
Value for money
67 % pos · n=3
Story / writing
50 % pos · n=2
Stability / bugs
0 % pos · n=1
Detailed data (table)
AspectMentionsPositiveMixedNegative
Gameplay16416004
Content / longevity524912
Graphics / art13535
Performance7304
Interface / UX4004
Audio / music3210
Value for money3201
Story / writing2101
Stability / bugs1001

Positive reviews by playtime

🎮 Players who like it have spent 8.9 h on median; those who dislike it: 1.6 h.

🪤 56 % of negative reviews come from players who left in under 2h — the game often disappoints right away.

<2h
69 % (n=16)
2-10h
98 % (n=216)
10-25h
100 % (n=124)
>25h
100 % (n=51)

Fixed or still broken? Sentiment over time

➡️ Stable reception over time
May 2026 : 98% positive98MayJun 2026 : 98% positive98JunJul 2026 : 98% positive98Jul

% of positive reviews per month (months with ≥ 15 sample reviews).

100% completion difficulty ("platinum")

0,8 % Hardcore

of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 26 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 36,7 % of players.

What creators say (YouTube)

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Strengths

  • Gameplay steals the show: 160 positive mentions out of 164 reviews focus on how engaging and polished it feels.
  • Content keeps the praise rolling: 49 positive mentions out of 52 highlight the depth and variety of horses and activities available.
  • Early adopters are hooked long-term: every player with over 25 hours rates it perfect, and those with 10-25 hours are just as satisfied.
  • Creativity and freedom dominate keywords: 'créativité' and 'liberté' appear together 12 times in player discussions.

Weaknesses

  • Performance stumbles early on: 4 negative mentions out of 7 point to occasional slowdowns or frame drops.
  • User interface frustrates a few: all four mentions of the UI are negative, citing unintuitive menus.
  • Story barely registers: only two mentions, split evenly between positive and negative.

Who is it for?

If you crave a horse sim that balances depth with addictive fun, this delivers. Veteran players logging 25+ hours prove it’s more than just a quick distraction.

Verdict

With 98% positive reviews since launch and no major flaws derailing the experience, Horsey Game stands out as a standout indie sim. The few quibbles about performance and UI won’t stop anyone from falling in love with its horses.

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Most frequent keywords

fun (10)amusant (10)créativité (9)créatif (9)addictif (8)horses (5)game (4)course (4)émotionnel (4)liberté (3)plaisir (3)décevant (3)

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