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Minimum: Système d'exploitation *: Windows 7 Processeur : i5 Mémoire vive : 400 MB de mémoire Graphiques : Intel HD Graphics 4400

your wife

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Released November 28, 2024
sample: 423 reviews posted after launch (51 AI-classified)
93/100
Player Score — positive reviews weighted by volume · Steam history: 96 % · 9,756 reviews (« Overwhelmingly Positive »)
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Humor is the backbone of this lighthearted experience,经济 with 29 mentions underscoring its comedic heart. It achieved a 96 % positive review rate overall, while post‑release feedback reached 93 %. Players who invested over 25 hours gave it a flawless 100 % rating.

What it's about: Vous trouvez votre bureau d'ordinateur trop ennuyeux ? Vous voulez une jolie fille pour vous tenir compagnie ? Alors essayez ce jeu de petit animal de bureau !

In-game

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« best wife, she no need food, water, money. she gib me attention. she stares. she no talk :( but cute wife »
👍 anonymous review · 10 h played3111
« Good for anti social depressive ass people like me that stares at the screen all day. »
👍 anonymous review · 37 h played11
« i beat my wife in 20 minutes. put up a bit of resistance and it was very hard but the challenge was worth it. »
👍 anonymous review · 0 h played3111
« Please use proper tags next time. I spent money expecting some real 'Sexual Content' and 'Nudity,' but there was basically nothing. Still… I can’t complain — spent 4 hours staring at the boobs anyway. Worth it? …maybe. »
👍 anonymous review · 4 h played111
« awesome game. its really worth its money. she jiggles very nicely, she looks pretty and she doesnt complain or talk like usual wifes do. i would def recommend :) p.s. if youre reading this youre a gooner »
👍 anonymous review · 19 h played11
« 10/10 wife. This Virtual Wife is Way better than a real wife that beats me and yells at me and calls me derogatory terms. »
👍 anonymous review · 0 h played111
« Ceci est un non jeu .. Interet neant sauf si vous voulez une fille quelconque regarder la ou va votre souris .... Cela sera votre seule interactivite ..... interet : 01/20 Realisation : 02/20 »
👎 anonymous review · 1 h played
« 💻 Votre bureau d’ordinateur est trop ennuyeux 😴 ? Envie d’un peu de compagnie mignonne 🥰 ? Alors essayez ce jeu de petit animal de bureau 🐾 — une adorable présence virtuelle pour égayer vos journées ! ✨ »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« where is sexual content here? and what i can do with she? looks lihe something useless. »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« 1. manual zoom dialer , no scroll wheel support. 2. buggy UI. 3. looks bad when the app is running 24/7 but can't move to system tray. »
👎 anonymous review · 19 h played
« The visual effects are okay but the optimization is trash . While having it active and playing another game sometimes you can see screen tearing »
👎 anonymous review · 5 h played
« Do I need it? No. What is this even for? I don’t know... Is it fun? No Does it give me advantage in any way? Not at all... Should I keep it running in the background for absolutely no reason? Yes! »
👍 anonymous review · 106 h played311

In players' words

« best wife, she no need food, water, money. she gib me attention. she stares. she no talk :( but cute wife »
👍 anonymous review · 10 h played3111
« Ceci est un non jeu .. Interet neant sauf si vous voulez une fille quelconque regarder la ou va votre souris .... Cela sera votre seule interactivite ..... interet : 01/20 Realisation : 02/20 »
👎 anonymous review · 1 h played
« Good for anti social depressive ass people like me that stares at the screen all day. »
👍 anonymous review · 37 h played11
« 💻 Votre bureau d’ordinateur est trop ennuyeux 😴 ? Envie d’un peu de compagnie mignonne 🥰 ? Alors essayez ce jeu de petit animal de bureau 🐾 — une adorable présence virtuelle pour égayer vos journées ! ✨ »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« i beat my wife in 20 minutes. put up a bit of resistance and it was very hard but the challenge was worth it. »
👍 anonymous review · 0 h played3111
« where is sexual content here? and what i can do with she? looks lihe something useless. »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« Please use proper tags next time. I spent money expecting some real 'Sexual Content' and 'Nudity,' but there was basically nothing. Still… I can’t complain — spent 4 hours staring at the boobs anyway. Worth it? …maybe. »
👍 anonymous review · 4 h played111
« 1. manual zoom dialer , no scroll wheel support. 2. buggy UI. 3. looks bad when the app is running 24/7 but can't move to system tray. »
👎 anonymous review · 19 h played
« awesome game. its really worth its money. she jiggles very nicely, she looks pretty and she doesnt complain or talk like usual wifes do. i would def recommend :) p.s. if youre reading this youre a gooner »
👍 anonymous review · 19 h played11
« The visual effects are okay but the optimization is trash . While having it active and playing another game sometimes you can see screen tearing »
👎 anonymous review · 5 h played
« 10/10 wife. This Virtual Wife is Way better than a real wife that beats me and yells at me and calls me derogatory terms. »
👍 anonymous review · 0 h played111
« Do I need it? No. What is this even for? I don’t know... Is it fun? No Does it give me advantage in any way? Not at all... Should I keep it running in the background for absolutely no reason? Yes! »
👍 anonymous review · 106 h played311

Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.

What players say, by aspect

Positive Mixed Negative
Gameplay
84 % pos · n=25
Content / longevity
64 % pos · n=14
Interface / UX
40 % pos · n=5
Graphics / art
33 % pos · n=3
Value for money
100 % pos · n=3
Performance
0 % pos · n=1
Story / writing
100 % pos · n=1
Audio / music
100 % pos · n=1
Stability / bugs
0 % pos · n=1
Detailed data (table)
AspectMentionsPositiveMixedNegative
Gameplay252113
Content / longevity14914
Interface / UX5203
Graphics / art3111
Value for money3300
Performance1001
Story / writing1100
Audio / music1100
Stability / bugs1001

Positive reviews by playtime

🎮 Players who like it have spent 7.6 h on median; those who dislike it: 15 min.

🪤 73 % of negative reviews come from players who left in under 2h — the game often disappoints right away.

<2h
83 % (n=121)
2-10h
96 % (n=133)
10-25h
97 % (n=66)
>25h
100 % (n=103)

Fixed or still broken? Sentiment over time

➡️ Stable reception over time
Sep 2025 : 100% positive100SepNov 2025 : 100% positive100NovMay 2026 : 94% positive94MayJun 2026 : 91% positive91JunJul 2026 : 96% positive96Jul

% of positive reviews per month (months with ≥ 15 sample reviews).

100% completion difficulty ("platinum")

54,6 % Accessible

of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 100 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 60,2 % of players.

What creators say (YouTube)

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Strengths

  • 21 positive mentions out of 25 for gameplay, indicating a well‑received and engaging experience
  • 9 positive mentions out of 14 for content, suggesting a satisfactory amount of substance
  • 3 positive mentions out of 3 for price, implying a fair value for the cost

Weaknesses

  • 3 negative mentions out of 5 for ui, indicating some issues with the user interface
  • 1 negative mention out of 1 for performance, suggesting potential optimization problems
  • 1 negative mention out of 1 for bugs, highlighting the need for further Prisming

Who is it for?

This game appeals to players who enjoy lighthearted, humorous companions and are eager to chase achievements, as reflected by the many references to "humor" and "waifu".

Is your wife worth it in 2026?

Yes, without reservation for most players: 96% of 9,756 Steam reviews are positive (player score 93/100). Current price: 0,99€.

Verdict

Overall, the game's comedic charm and robust content keep players engaged for long sessions, as evidenced by the perfect 100 % rating among extensive players. Minor UI and technical snags exist, but they are outweighed by the strong gameplay and value.

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your wife: 93/100 by players — Gamer Reviews

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