Minimum:
Système d'exploitation *: Windows XP or Later Processeur : 2.4 GHz or better Mémoire vive : 2 GB de mémoire Graphiques : Graphics card capable of Pixel and Vertex Shader 3.0 (game uses XNA 4.0 in Hi-Def mode) DirectX : Version 10 Espace disque : 200 MB d'espace disque disponible Notes supplémentaires : Currently requires Windows Media Player to be installed on your system. Game supports Microsoft XBox 360 Controllers or Keyboard/Mouse control
Mount Your Friends has captured players' attention with its hilarious gameplay, as evidenced by 115 positive mentions out of 131. With an overwhelmingly positive reception since launch, 95% of the 488 sampled reviews praise the game. The game's ability to entertain is a recurring theme, with 'amusement' and 'amusant' being frequently used keywords.
What it's about: Experience the extreme simulated sporting sensation that's sweeping our digital nation! Mount Your Friends is a fiercely competitive sporting event for you to play with your friends in the contextual security of your own home, assuming that your home is not composed of sexual innuendo.
In-game
« There comes a time in every generation of man that great art is created and distributed to the masses. Buy this game right now, try not to masturbate so you can keep your hands on the controls, and get 3 friends to hump you into a tower! »👍 anonymous review · 7 h played1« Grâce à ce jeu, je peux toucher la nouille de mes amis. Nouille/20 »👍 anonymous review · 5 h played« Une grande capacité dans le domaine de l'e-sport, croyez moi sur parole. »👍 anonymous review · 9 h played« C'est co* mais ça fait passer le temps :) On comprend facilement le principe, et c'est tellement bête que ça en devient sympa :') »👍 anonymous review · 5 h played« Ce jeu a changé ma vie, je pratique maintenant ce sport IRL à un niveau professionnel. Je milite d'ailleurs pour son inclusion aux jeux olympiques dés Paris 2024. #MountYourFriendAuxJO »👍 anonymous review · 18 h played« Si tu aime voir des zizi se balancer dans tout les sens,ce jeu est pour vous »👍 anonymous review · 7 h played
« Drôle pendant quelques minutes.C'est gay et merdique. »👎 anonymous review · 1 h played« La musique me fait bader je vais me suicider à plus ! »👎 anonymous review · 1 h played« j'ai été très déçu par le jeu pas si amusant que ça »👎 anonymous review · 1 h played« All I will say with this is, NO. Just No. Too each their own, I suppose. >.> »👎 anonymous review · 1 h played« very simplistic, just your basic early 2000's flash game. gravity and connection points, you'll be bored in about 10 minutes, theres no female option so you get swinging ♥♥♥♥♥ or swinging ♥♥♥♥♥, no tits anywhere. »👎 anonymous review · 1 h played« Faire l'Hélico-bite entre amis, c'est toujours rigolo. Après j'ai 6h sur le jeu, je pense que c'est suffisant pour ce genre de jeu »👍 anonymous review · 6 h played
In players' words
« There comes a time in every generation of man that great art is created and distributed to the masses. Buy this game right now, try not to masturbate so you can keep your hands on the controls, and get 3 friends to hump you into a tower! »👍 anonymous review · 7 h played1« Drôle pendant quelques minutes.C'est gay et merdique. »👎 anonymous review · 1 h played« Grâce à ce jeu, je peux toucher la nouille de mes amis. Nouille/20 »👍 anonymous review · 5 h played« La musique me fait bader je vais me suicider à plus ! »👎 anonymous review · 1 h played« Une grande capacité dans le domaine de l'e-sport, croyez moi sur parole. »👍 anonymous review · 9 h played« j'ai été très déçu par le jeu pas si amusant que ça »👎 anonymous review · 1 h played« C'est co* mais ça fait passer le temps :) On comprend facilement le principe, et c'est tellement bête que ça en devient sympa :') »👍 anonymous review · 5 h played« All I will say with this is, NO. Just No. Too each their own, I suppose. >.> »👎 anonymous review · 1 h played« Ce jeu a changé ma vie, je pratique maintenant ce sport IRL à un niveau professionnel. Je milite d'ailleurs pour son inclusion aux jeux olympiques dés Paris 2024. #MountYourFriendAuxJO »👍 anonymous review · 18 h played« very simplistic, just your basic early 2000's flash game. gravity and connection points, you'll be bored in about 10 minutes, theres no female option so you get swinging ♥♥♥♥♥ or swinging ♥♥♥♥♥, no tits anywhere. »👎 anonymous review · 1 h played« Si tu aime voir des zizi se balancer dans tout les sens,ce jeu est pour vous »👍 anonymous review · 7 h played« Faire l'Hélico-bite entre amis, c'est toujours rigolo. Après j'ai 6h sur le jeu, je pense que c'est suffisant pour ce genre de jeu »👍 anonymous review · 6 h played
Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.
What players say, by aspect
PositiveMixedNegative
Gameplay
88 % pos · n=131
Multiplayer
95 % pos · n=56
Content / longevity
74 % pos · n=27
Graphics / art
81 % pos · n=16
Value for money
60 % pos · n=10
Audio / music
89 % pos · n=9
Story / writing
80 % pos · n=5
Stability / bugs
0 % pos · n=4
Interface / UX
25 % pos · n=4
Performance
50 % pos · n=2
Detailed data (table)
Aspect
Mentions
Positive
Mixed
Negative
Gameplay
131
115
8
8
Multiplayer
56
53
1
2
Content / longevity
27
20
1
6
Graphics / art
16
13
0
3
Value for money
10
6
1
3
Audio / music
9
8
0
1
Story / writing
5
4
0
1
Stability / bugs
4
0
0
4
Interface / UX
4
1
0
3
Performance
2
1
0
1
Positive reviews by playtime
🎮 Players who like it have spent 4.3 h on median; those who dislike it: 54 min.
🪤 67 % of negative reviews come from players who left in under 2h — the game often disappoints right away.
<2h
87 % (n=122)
2-10h
97 % (n=280)
10-25h
100 % (n=68)
>25h
100 % (n=18)
Fixed or still broken? Sentiment over time
➡️ Stable reception over time
% of positive reviews per month (months with ≥ 15 sample reviews).
100% completion difficulty ("platinum")
1,5 %Demanding
of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 8 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 1,8 % of players.
Gameplay is the standout aspect: 115 positive mentions out of 131 highlight its entertainment value.
Multiplayer is a major strength: 53 positive mentions out of 56 demonstrate its ability to bring players together.
The game's lighthearted and humorous approach has been well-received: 'humour' is mentioned 12 times, often in a positive context.
Weaknesses
Bugs are a minor issue: 4 negative mentions out of 4 indicate that some players have experienced problems.
User interface has some room for improvement: 3 negative mentions out of 4 suggest that it could be more intuitive.
Who is it for?
Mount Your Friends is ideal for players seeking a fun, lighthearted experience with friends, as the game's multiplayer and humorous aspects make it perfect for social gatherings.
Is Mount Your Friends worth it in 2026?
Yes — player reception is very positive: 95% of 7,671 Steam reviews are positive (player score 95/100). Most-praised strength: Gameplay is the standout aspect. Current price: 1,74€ (65% off).
Verdict
With its unique blend of humor and entertainment, Mount Your Friends has won over players, boasting an overwhelmingly positive reception. The game's strengths in gameplay and multiplayer make it a great choice for those looking for a fun experience. While some minor issues exist, the game's ability to entertain and bring players together is undeniable.
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