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Steam specs (min / recommended)

Minimum: Système d'exploitation *: Windows 7 64bit Processeur : Intel Core i3 2.5 GHz / AMD Ryzen 5 Mémoire vive : 4 GB de mémoire Graphiques : Nvidia GTX 970 / RX 480 (4GB+ of VRAM) DirectX : Version 10 Espace disque : 3 GB d'espace disque disponible

Recommended: Système d'exploitation : Windows 10 64bit Processeur : Intel Core i7 2.8 GHz / AMD Ryzen 7 Mémoire vive : 16 GB de mémoire Graphiques : Nvidia 2060 Super / RX 5700 XT (8GB+ of VRAM) DirectX : Version 10 Espace disque : 3 GB d'espace disque disponible

LIZARDS MUST DIE

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Released September 27, 2023
sample: 403 reviews posted after launch (28 AI-classified)
87/100
Player Score — positive reviews weighted by volume · Steam history: 96 % · 26,460 reviews (« Overwhelmingly Positive »)
3,99€ 0,99€ -75%🛒 Compare on Instant Gamingaffiliate link

More than half of reviewers admit they’re hopelessly hooked after two hours. Even the most seasoned players (>25h) keep coming back, though the latest wave is a touch less effusive.

What it's about: LES GRANDS EXPLOITS DES ANCIENS SLAVES DANS LA GUERRE CONTRE LES LÉZARDS- Des batailles épiques avec des hordes de lézards et d'autres créatures- L'occasion de montrer à tous le pouvoir HÉROÏQUE. À la gloire des ANCÊTRES- MASSACRE sacré au nom de SVAROG

In-game

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« I will tell my kids this was The Witcher game. »
👍 anonymous review · 1 h played
« РУС ВСТАВАЙ ПРОТИВ ПРОКЛЯТЫХ ЯЩЕРОВ ГОЙДААААА »
👍 anonymous review · 3 h played
« Это лучшее во что я играла Я бросила семью чтобы у меня была возможность играть в этот шедевр геймдева »
👍 anonymous review · 2 h played
« It's time to defeat these evil lizards. a real man's game. massacre in Russian »
👍 anonymous review · 5 h played
« Amazing, absolutely incredible »
👍 anonymous review · 2 h played
« hallo:) Lizards Must Die... it's pretty good. *maybe write some more stuffs* »
👍 anonymous review · 2 h played
« J’ai peut-etre raté un truc, mais c’est nul. Meme pour le prix, ça ne mérite pas le temps passé à l’essayer. »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« Don't be fooled by positive evaluations This game is trash »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« The ONLY way this has positive reviews is the 3 year old brothers of the 5 year olds that wrote & coded this slop got a hold of someone elses account. Not even comically bad, just poor all round. »
👎 anonymous review · 2 h played
« It's a game that you can only enjoy if you're the type of person that likes 'so bad it's good' style games. It's ugly, poorly translated, mechanically broken, and bounces between boring and frustrating. »
👎 anonymous review · 2 h played
« This game is so bad it's actually funny - I think it's good too many positive reviews for what it is »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« This game is bonkers! it was super short, but for the price tag, it is one of the most fun games I have played in some time. Strongly recommend. »
👍 anonymous review · 2 h played

In players' words

« I will tell my kids this was The Witcher game. »
👍 anonymous review · 1 h played
« J’ai peut-etre raté un truc, mais c’est nul. Meme pour le prix, ça ne mérite pas le temps passé à l’essayer. »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« РУС ВСТАВАЙ ПРОТИВ ПРОКЛЯТЫХ ЯЩЕРОВ ГОЙДААААА »
👍 anonymous review · 3 h played
« Don't be fooled by positive evaluations This game is trash »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« Это лучшее во что я играла Я бросила семью чтобы у меня была возможность играть в этот шедевр геймдева »
👍 anonymous review · 2 h played
« The ONLY way this has positive reviews is the 3 year old brothers of the 5 year olds that wrote & coded this slop got a hold of someone elses account. Not even comically bad, just poor all round. »
👎 anonymous review · 2 h played
« It's time to defeat these evil lizards. a real man's game. massacre in Russian »
👍 anonymous review · 5 h played
« It's a game that you can only enjoy if you're the type of person that likes 'so bad it's good' style games. It's ugly, poorly translated, mechanically broken, and bounces between boring and frustrating. »
👎 anonymous review · 2 h played
« Amazing, absolutely incredible »
👍 anonymous review · 2 h played
« This game is so bad it's actually funny - I think it's good too many positive reviews for what it is »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« hallo:) Lizards Must Die... it's pretty good. *maybe write some more stuffs* »
👍 anonymous review · 2 h played
« This game is bonkers! it was super short, but for the price tag, it is one of the most fun games I have played in some time. Strongly recommend. »
👍 anonymous review · 2 h played

Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.

What players say, by aspect

Positive Mixed Negative
Gameplay
48 % pos · n=21
Value for money
60 % pos · n=5
Story / writing
50 % pos · n=4
Graphics / art
0 % pos · n=4
Audio / music
100 % pos · n=3
Content / longevity
33 % pos · n=3
Stability / bugs
0 % pos · n=2
Interface / UX
0 % pos · n=1
Multiplayer
0 % pos · n=1
Detailed data (table)
AspectMentionsPositiveMixedNegative
Gameplay211029
Value for money5302
Story / writing4211
Graphics / art4004
Audio / music3300
Content / longevity3102
Stability / bugs2002
Interface / UX1001
Multiplayer1010

Positive reviews by playtime

🎮 Players who like it have spent 2.3 h on median; those who dislike it: 1 h.

🪤 67 % of negative reviews come from players who left in under 2h — the game often disappoints right away.

<2h
81 % (n=176)
2-10h
93 % (n=209)
10-25h
91 % (n=11)
>25h
86 % (n=7)

Fixed or still broken? Sentiment over time

➡️ Stable reception over time
Feb 2026 : 86% positive86FebMar 2026 : 87% positive87MarApr 2026 : 88% positive88AprMay 2026 : 93% positive93MayJun 2026 : 87% positive87JunJul 2026 : 85% positive85Jul

% of positive reviews per month (months with ≥ 15 sample reviews).

100% completion difficulty ("platinum")

8,8 % Moderate

of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 28 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 40,1 % of players.

What creators say (YouTube)

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This game on Twitch

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Strengths

  • The multiplayer carnival fuels the fun: 6 out of 7 heavy players (>25h) call it worth the chaos.
  • Humor and memes make every session memorable: 4 positive mentions for "humour" and 2 for "fun".
  • The price is rarely a sting: 3 positive reviews out of 5 mention value for money.

Weaknesses

  • Visuals fail to impress: all 4 graphic-related mentions are negative.
  • Bugs spoil the party for some: 2 of 2 explicit mentions label them problematic.
  • Gameplay is love-it-or-hate-it: only 10 positive out of 21 reflections, with 9 negative.

Who is it for?

Throngs craving ridiculous co-op shenanigans and off-beat humor will adore Lizards Must Die. Those seeking polished graphics or a deep single-player tale should look elsewhere.

Is LIZARDS MUST DIE worth it in 2026?

Yes — player reception is very positive: 96% of 26,460 Steam reviews are positive (player score 87/100). Most-praised strength: The multiplayer carnival fuels the fun. Current price: 0,99€ (75% off).

Verdict

An overwhelmingly positive romp that thrives on multiplayer absurdity, flaws and all. Its quirks make it unforgettable—just don’t expect a visual spectacle.

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