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Steam specs (min / recommended)

Minimum: Système d'exploitation et processeur 64 bits nécessaires Système d'exploitation : Windows 10 Processeur : Intel Core i5-2500 or AMD FX-4350 Mémoire vive : 8 GB de mémoire Graphiques : NVIDIA GeForce GTX 660, 2 GB or AMD Radeon R9 270, 2 GB or Intel Arc A310, 4 GB Espace disque : 8 GB d'espace disque disponible Notes supplémentaires : Low 1080p @ 30 FPS

Recommended: Système d'exploitation et processeur 64 bits nécessaires Système d'exploitation : Windows 10 Processeur : Intel Core i5-6600 or AMD Ryzen 5 1600X Mémoire vive : 8 GB de mémoire Graphiques : NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650, 4 GB or AMD Radeon RX 570, 4 GB or Intel Arc A380, 6 GB Espace disque : 8 GB d'espace disque disponible Notes supplémentaires : High 1080p @ 60 FPS

Date Everything!

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Released June 17, 2025
sample: 465 reviews posted after launch (180 AI-classified)
90/100
Player Score — % of positive reviews since launch · Steam history: 93 % · 7,478 reviews (« Very Positive »)
29,99€🛒 Compare on Instant Gamingaffiliate link

Nearly everyone who picks up Date Everything! is still swiping right after 25 hours, chasing every new dateable character. The game’s relentless humor and quirky voice keep the mood light even when the framerate stutters.

In-game

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« on peut date les toilettes c super »
👍 anonymous review · 20 h played
« Le temps de jeu est en lui même une indication de la qualité de ce jeu narratif 10/10 je draguerai mon plaid à nouveau »
👍 anonymous review · 82 h played
« 30 balles et on peut pas changer les touches, bravo Edit: Je peux toujours pas changer les touches mais ca marche en qwerty »
👍 anonymous review · 4 h played
« Finally I can have a girlfriend even if it's just my bed. »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played
« Une véritable révélation ce jeu ! Très fun, on se prend vite au jeu et les commandes sont super intuitives ! Bref que du positif ! »
👍 anonymous review · 4 h played
« jean loo pissoir je lui pisse dedans également je suce la poignée de Dorian »
👍 anonymous review · 33 h played
« Je suis déçu du jeu... On passe du temps à essayer de tisser des liens avec les personnages mais dès que celui-ci nous avoue son amour on ne peux plus communiquer avec lui... »
👎 anonymous review · 3 h played
« Played just a little but game didn't save. »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« I gave it a chance, I personally think it is a pretty dry and kind of lifeless game compared to other dating sims »
👎 anonymous review · 4 h played
« - Pick one wrong dialogue option - You have to restart the entire game because now you can only be friends with the character »
👎 anonymous review · 4 h played
« Why can't I skip the bloody messages in the cringy app?? Why do I have to check them?! Why?! »
👎 anonymous review · 23 h played
« The real quality of this game is being so diverse. There truly is something for everyone. »
👍 anonymous review · 58 h played

In players' words

« on peut date les toilettes c super »
👍 anonymous review · 20 h played
« Je suis déçu du jeu... On passe du temps à essayer de tisser des liens avec les personnages mais dès que celui-ci nous avoue son amour on ne peux plus communiquer avec lui... »
👎 anonymous review · 3 h played
« Le temps de jeu est en lui même une indication de la qualité de ce jeu narratif 10/10 je draguerai mon plaid à nouveau »
👍 anonymous review · 82 h played
« Played just a little but game didn't save. »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« 30 balles et on peut pas changer les touches, bravo Edit: Je peux toujours pas changer les touches mais ca marche en qwerty »
👍 anonymous review · 4 h played
« I gave it a chance, I personally think it is a pretty dry and kind of lifeless game compared to other dating sims »
👎 anonymous review · 4 h played
« Finally I can have a girlfriend even if it's just my bed. »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played
« - Pick one wrong dialogue option - You have to restart the entire game because now you can only be friends with the character »
👎 anonymous review · 4 h played
« Une véritable révélation ce jeu ! Très fun, on se prend vite au jeu et les commandes sont super intuitives ! Bref que du positif ! »
👍 anonymous review · 4 h played
« Why can't I skip the bloody messages in the cringy app?? Why do I have to check them?! Why?! »
👎 anonymous review · 23 h played
« jean loo pissoir je lui pisse dedans également je suce la poignée de Dorian »
👍 anonymous review · 33 h played
« The real quality of this game is being so diverse. There truly is something for everyone. »
👍 anonymous review · 58 h played

Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.

What players say, by aspect

Positive Mixed Negative
Story / writing
79 % pos · n=94
Gameplay
76 % pos · n=68
Audio / music
95 % pos · n=44
Graphics / art
92 % pos · n=38
Content / longevity
67 % pos · n=27
Interface / UX
29 % pos · n=14
Performance
14 % pos · n=7
Stability / bugs
0 % pos · n=7
Value for money
33 % pos · n=6
Detailed data (table)
AspectMentionsPositiveMixedNegative
Story / writing9474416
Gameplay6852412
Audio / music444211
Graphics / art383521
Content / longevity271827
Interface / UX14437
Performance7106
Stability / bugs7007
Value for money6204

Positive reviews by playtime

🎮 Players who like it have spent 21 h on median; those who dislike it: 8.2 h.

<2h
42 % (n=19)
2-10h
87 % (n=134)
10-25h
92 % (n=118)
>25h
96 % (n=194)

Fixed or still broken? Sentiment over time

📉 Down since launch (-12 pts) — reception has worsened
Jul 2025 : 100% positive100JulMay 2026 : 89% positive89MayJun 2026 : 90% positive90JunJul 2026 : 88% positive88Jul

% of positive reviews per month (months with ≥ 15 sample reviews).

💶 Price history

€7.22€13.65€20.09€26.52€32.962026€10.19

Steam price tracked automatically since May 27, 2025 · All-time low: €10.19 (Jun 11, 2026)

100% completion difficulty ("platinum")

0,1 % Hardcore

of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 42 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 7 % of players.

What creators say (YouTube)

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Strengths

  • Players adore the writing: 74 positive mentions out of 94 for the story, praised for its sharp humor and clever dialogue.
  • Graphics and audio hit the mark: 35 positive mentions out of 38 for visuals, and 42 out of 44 for sound design, calling them vibrant and immersive.
  • More than 4 in 10 players play past the 25-hour mark, with 96% still positive in this bracket.

Weaknesses

  • Performance lags behind the laughs: 6 negative mentions out of 7 flag slowdowns, crashes, or stuttering during busy scenes.
  • UI and bugs frustrate a slice of users: 7 negative mentions out of 14 for the interface and 7 out of 7 for bugs, often tied to menu navigation or save issues.

Who is it for?

Fans of dating sims and absurdist humor will relish the game’s unique charm and rapid-fire jokes. Lighthearted players who don’t mind the occasional technical hiccup will find it irresistibly fun.

Is Date Everything! worth it in 2026?

Yes — player reception is very positive: 93% of 7,478 Steam reviews are positive (player score 90/100). Most-praised strength: Players adore the writing. Current price: 29,99€.

Verdict

Date Everything! charms with its wit and style, though rough edges keep it from perfection. It’s a love-it-or-laugh-at-it experience: most players fall hard, but performance and UI quirks prevent it from being flawless.

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Most frequent keywords

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