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Steam specs (min / recommended)

Minimum: Système d'exploitation et processeur 64 bits nécessaires Système d'exploitation : Windows 10 Processeur : Intel Core i5-2500 or AMD FX-4350 Mémoire vive : 8 GB de mémoire Graphiques : NVIDIA GeForce GTX 660, 2 GB or AMD Radeon R9 270, 2 GB or Intel Arc A310, 4 GB Espace disque : 8 GB d'espace disque disponible Notes supplémentaires : Low 1080p @ 30 FPS

Recommended: Système d'exploitation et processeur 64 bits nécessaires Système d'exploitation : Windows 10 Processeur : Intel Core i5-6600 or AMD Ryzen 5 1600X Mémoire vive : 8 GB de mémoire Graphiques : NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650, 4 GB or AMD Radeon RX 570, 4 GB or Intel Arc A380, 6 GB Espace disque : 8 GB d'espace disque disponible Notes supplémentaires : High 1080p @ 60 FPS

Date Everything!

Safe bet
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Released June 17, 2025
sample: 465 reviews posted after launch (180 AI-classified)
89/100
Player Score — positive reviews weighted by volume · Steam history: 93 % · 7,478 reviews (« Very Positive »)
29,99€🛒 Compare on Instant Gamingaffiliate link

Nearly everyone who picks up Date Everything! is still swiping right after 25 hours, chasing every new dateable character. The game’s relentless humor and quirky voice keep the mood light even when the framerate stutters.

What it's about: Simulateur de rencontres de type bac à sable, Date Everything! se déroule au cœur de ta maison. Retrouve 100 personnages à séduire entièrement doublés. Flirte sans retenue avec ton lit, ton alarme incendie et même… un sentiment écrasant d’angoisse existentielle ? Oseras-tu séduire tout ce qui bouge?

In-game

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« I originally pirated this game but I fell so in love I had to buy it to support the amazing work the devs did. 10/10. skips is my bae »
👍 anonymous review · 57 h played111
« banged the microwave, had a good time with the couch then made sweet sweet love to the treadmill. oh- yeah, the game's cool too. I'm very normal about the fridge »
👍 anonymous review · 18 h played6111
« Thanks to this game, I spend an ungodly amount of my time thinking about doors in a very unhealthy way. 11/10 »
👍 anonymous review · 19 h played311
« Dear Scandalabra, Despite your high stats, you will eventually become my lover, even if it takes years. »
👍 anonymous review · 23 h played11
« The blanket is my beautiful manwife now and I dont need to talk to my therapist anymore after playing with the D20. »
👍 anonymous review · 223 h played11
« I took my time to 00% this game, I spent so much time with these characters, that at this point it would feel like an insult to them if I rated this badly, I loved this game and how dimensional it is for a visual novel, so interactive! »
👍 anonymous review · 137 h played11
« Je suis déçu du jeu... On passe du temps à essayer de tisser des liens avec les personnages mais dès que celui-ci nous avoue son amour on ne peux plus communiquer avec lui... »
👎 anonymous review · 3 h played
« Played just a little but game didn't save. »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« I gave it a chance, I personally think it is a pretty dry and kind of lifeless game compared to other dating sims »
👎 anonymous review · 4 h played
« - Pick one wrong dialogue option - You have to restart the entire game because now you can only be friends with the character »
👎 anonymous review · 4 h played
« Why can't I skip the bloody messages in the cringy app?? Why do I have to check them?! Why?! »
👎 anonymous review · 23 h played
« WOOOHOOO I AM DATING KEYES AND NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!! ehem.. anyway, this game is so awesome!! i played the demo and i finally got to play the game when my sis bought it for me eeekk!! best game ever fr 10/10! »
👍 anonymous review · 38 h played1

In players' words

« I originally pirated this game but I fell so in love I had to buy it to support the amazing work the devs did. 10/10. skips is my bae »
👍 anonymous review · 57 h played111
« Je suis déçu du jeu... On passe du temps à essayer de tisser des liens avec les personnages mais dès que celui-ci nous avoue son amour on ne peux plus communiquer avec lui... »
👎 anonymous review · 3 h played
« banged the microwave, had a good time with the couch then made sweet sweet love to the treadmill. oh- yeah, the game's cool too. I'm very normal about the fridge »
👍 anonymous review · 18 h played6111
« Played just a little but game didn't save. »
👎 anonymous review · 0 h played
« Thanks to this game, I spend an ungodly amount of my time thinking about doors in a very unhealthy way. 11/10 »
👍 anonymous review · 19 h played311
« I gave it a chance, I personally think it is a pretty dry and kind of lifeless game compared to other dating sims »
👎 anonymous review · 4 h played
« Dear Scandalabra, Despite your high stats, you will eventually become my lover, even if it takes years. »
👍 anonymous review · 23 h played11
« - Pick one wrong dialogue option - You have to restart the entire game because now you can only be friends with the character »
👎 anonymous review · 4 h played
« The blanket is my beautiful manwife now and I dont need to talk to my therapist anymore after playing with the D20. »
👍 anonymous review · 223 h played11
« Why can't I skip the bloody messages in the cringy app?? Why do I have to check them?! Why?! »
👎 anonymous review · 23 h played
« I took my time to 00% this game, I spent so much time with these characters, that at this point it would feel like an insult to them if I rated this badly, I loved this game and how dimensional it is for a visual novel, so interactive! »
👍 anonymous review · 137 h played11
« WOOOHOOO I AM DATING KEYES AND NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!! ehem.. anyway, this game is so awesome!! i played the demo and i finally got to play the game when my sis bought it for me eeekk!! best game ever fr 10/10! »
👍 anonymous review · 38 h played1

Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.

What players say, by aspect

Positive Mixed Negative
Story / writing
79 % pos · n=94
Gameplay
76 % pos · n=68
Audio / music
95 % pos · n=44
Graphics / art
92 % pos · n=38
Content / longevity
67 % pos · n=27
Interface / UX
29 % pos · n=14
Performance
14 % pos · n=7
Stability / bugs
0 % pos · n=7
Value for money
33 % pos · n=6
Detailed data (table)
AspectMentionsPositiveMixedNegative
Story / writing9474416
Gameplay6852412
Audio / music444211
Graphics / art383521
Content / longevity271827
Interface / UX14437
Performance7106
Stability / bugs7007
Value for money6204

Positive reviews by playtime

🎮 Players who like it have spent 23 h on median; those who dislike it: 8.3 h.

<2h
42 % (n=19)
2-10h
87 % (n=134)
10-25h
92 % (n=118)
>25h
96 % (n=194)

Fixed or still broken? Sentiment over time

➡️ Stable reception over time
Jul 2025 : 100% positive100JulAug 2025 : 80% positive80AugNov 2025 : 86% positive86NovMay 2026 : 85% positive85MayJun 2026 : 90% positive90JunJul 2026 : 87% positive87Jul

% of positive reviews per month (months with ≥ 15 sample reviews).

💶 Price history

€7.22€13.65€20.09€26.52€32.962026€10.19

Steam price tracked automatically since May 27, 2025 · All-time low: €10.19 (Jun 11, 2026)

100% completion difficulty ("platinum")

0,1 % Hardcore

of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 42 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 7 % of players.

What creators say (YouTube)

No indexed video for this game yet.

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This game on Twitch

Small streamers to support

LIVE Divatron9000 19 viewers · EN — GWENTRON Plays Date Everything Part 16 [18+] !pxo !patreon !tip !tgogLIVE RiftandRevelry 11 viewers · EN — [18+] 100 Follower Celebration! We're DATING EVERYTHING and it is not my fault lmfao (send help)LIVE SweetlingScreams 9 viewers · EN — 18+ | Late Night Dating | Wanna see me go on a date with my fridge?LIVE Robiwan_Kenobie 9 viewers · EN — ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ Balls and Betty! 𓇼 18+ 𓇼 420Friendly 𓇼

Streams snapshot from 01/08 à 06h29

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Strengths

  • Players adore the writing: 74 positive mentions out of 94 for the story, praised for its sharp humor and clever dialogue.
  • Graphics and audio hit the mark: 35 positive mentions out of 38 for visuals, and 42 out of 44 for sound design, calling them vibrant and immersive.
  • More than 4 in 10 players play past the 25-hour mark, with 96% still positive in this bracket.

Weaknesses

  • Performance lags behind the laughs: 6 negative mentions out of 7 flag slowdowns, crashes, or stuttering during busy scenes.
  • UI and bugs frustrate a slice of users: 7 negative mentions out of 14 for the interface and 7 out of 7 for bugs, often tied to menu navigation or save issues.

Who is it for?

Fans of dating sims and absurdist humor will relish the game’s unique charm and rapid-fire jokes. Lighthearted players who don’t mind the occasional technical hiccup will find it irresistibly fun.

Is Date Everything! worth it in 2026?

Yes — player reception is very positive: 93% of 7,478 Steam reviews are positive (player score 89/100). Most-praised strength: Players adore the writing. Current price: 29,99€.

Verdict

Date Everything! charms with its wit and style, though rough edges keep it from perfection. It’s a love-it-or-laugh-at-it experience: most players fall hard, but performance and UI quirks prevent it from being flawless.

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