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Steam specs (min / recommended)

Minimum: Système d'exploitation : Win 10 Processeur : Core i3 Mémoire vive : 8 GB de mémoire Graphiques : UHD Graphics Espace disque : 4 GB d'espace disque disponible Notes supplémentaires : Use Windows version on your Steam Deck. It gives 40-60 FPS

Take me, Vitaly

Niche cult favorite
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Released November 11, 2024
sample: 400 reviews posted after launch (16 AI-classified)
98/100
Player Score — % of positive reviews since launch · Steam history: 98 % · 1,246 reviews (« Overwhelmingly Positive »)
5,89€ 2,94€ -50%🛒 Compare on Instant Gamingaffiliate link

A meme-soaked adventure where humor overshadows everything else: 3 positive mentions out of 3. Players who survive the bugs are enchanted by its absurd charm.

In-game

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« Agréablement surpis! petit escape game bien sympa. des bonne reference a la culture d'internet, meme le succes son un peu marrant. PS: des fois ca fait un peur sursauter Sorry mon francais »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played
« kinda like granny but gooners style. full of easter eggs. humanity needs more games like this »
👍 anonymous review · 4 h played
« If I don't see Vitaly as the next enemy in Outlast - The Trials alongside Leland Coyle and Mother Gooseberry, I will be very, very offended. Edit: I am offended »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played
« ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ игра, особенно, если в теме »
👍 anonymous review · 4 h played
« Not bad for a single-person game. Very funny if the player knows the IXBT lore »
👍 anonymous review · 33 h played
« fun game en cheap we need more games like this fr »
👍 anonymous review · 3 h played
« Take Me, Vitaly should be game of the year for adult games. It's one of the best games I have played in a long time! »
👍 anonymous review · 10 h played

In players' words

« Agréablement surpis! petit escape game bien sympa. des bonne reference a la culture d'internet, meme le succes son un peu marrant. PS: des fois ca fait un peur sursauter Sorry mon francais »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played
« Not bad for a single-person game. Very funny if the player knows the IXBT lore »
👍 anonymous review · 33 h played
« kinda like granny but gooners style. full of easter eggs. humanity needs more games like this »
👍 anonymous review · 4 h played
« fun game en cheap we need more games like this fr »
👍 anonymous review · 3 h played
« If I don't see Vitaly as the next enemy in Outlast - The Trials alongside Leland Coyle and Mother Gooseberry, I will be very, very offended. Edit: I am offended »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played
« Take Me, Vitaly should be game of the year for adult games. It's one of the best games I have played in a long time! »
👍 anonymous review · 10 h played
« ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ игра, особенно, если в теме »
👍 anonymous review · 4 h played

Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.

What players say, by aspect

Positive Mixed Negative
Gameplay
88 % pos · n=16
Story / writing
67 % pos · n=3
Audio / music
100 % pos · n=3
Value for money
100 % pos · n=3
Stability / bugs
0 % pos · n=3
Detailed data (table)
AspectMentionsPositiveMixedNegative
Gameplay161411
Story / writing3201
Audio / music3300
Value for money3300
Stability / bugs3003

Positive reviews by playtime

🎮 Players who like it have spent 5.1 h on median; those who dislike it: 3.1 h.

🪤 40 % of negative reviews come from players who left in under 2h — the game often disappoints right away.

<2h
91 % (n=47)
2-10h
98 % (n=289)
10-25h
100 % (n=51)
>25h
100 % (n=13)

Fixed or still broken? Sentiment over time

➡️ Stable reception over time
Jan 2025 : 99% positive99JanFeb 2025 : 97% positive97FebMar 2025 : 100% positive100MarApr 2025 : 95% positive95AprMay 2025 : 97% positive97MayJun 2025 : 100% positive100JunJul 2025 : 100% positive100JulNov 2025 : 100% positive100NovDec 2025 : 85% positive85Dec

% of positive reviews per month (months with ≥ 15 sample reviews).

100% completion difficulty ("platinum")

6,3 % Moderate

of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 80 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 25,7 % of players.

What creators say (YouTube)

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Strengths

  • The humor and meme culture dominate the experience: 3 positive mentions out of 3
  • Voice acting and audio receive universal praise: 3 positive mentions out of 3
  • Players consistently recommend it, often citing it as a must-play: 2 mentions in that vein
  • Even buggy moments are framed as part of the game's chaotic appeal rather than dealbreakers

Weaknesses

  • Bugs are the only consistently criticized aspect: 3 negative mentions out of 3
  • The story garners little attention, with only 3 mentions total and one negative reaction

Who is it for?

Fans of absurdist humor and internet culture will adore this game. Those seeking polished narratives or bug-free experiences may want to wait for patches.

Is Take me, Vitaly worth it in 2026?

Yes — player reception is very positive: 98% of 1,246 Steam reviews are positive (player score 98/100). Most-praised strength: The humor and meme culture dominate the experience. Current price: 2,94€ (50% off).

Verdict

Near-perfect reception masks a few rough edges, but the game’s chaotic charm wins players over. A cult hit in the making, despite its technical hiccups.

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