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Steam specs (min / recommended)

Minimum: Système d'exploitation : Win 10 Processeur : Core i3 Mémoire vive : 8 GB de mémoire Graphiques : UHD Graphics Espace disque : 4 GB d'espace disque disponible Notes supplémentaires : Use Windows version on your Steam Deck. It gives 40-60 FPS

Take me, Vitaly

Niche cult favorite
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Released November 11, 2024
sample: 400 reviews posted after launch (16 AI-classified)
97/100
Player Score — positive reviews weighted by volume · Steam history: 98 % · 1,246 reviews (« Overwhelmingly Positive »)
5,89€🛒 Compare on Instant Gamingaffiliate link

A meme-soaked adventure where humor overshadows everything else: 3 positive mentions out of 3. Players who survive the bugs are enchanted by its absurd charm.

What it's about: Je me souviens de Scary Movie, oui ;) Alors… Dans la vie de chaque femme, il arrive un moment où elle pousse la mauvaise porte… Le dernier souvenir que j’ai, c’est une soirée costumée dans une boîte de nuit, et un grand type musclé avec un accent biélorusse qui a proposé de m’offrir un cocktail…

In-game

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« Agréablement surpis! petit escape game bien sympa. des bonne reference a la culture d'internet, meme le succes son un peu marrant. PS: des fois ca fait un peur sursauter Sorry mon francais »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played
« kinda like granny but gooners style. full of easter eggs. humanity needs more games like this »
👍 anonymous review · 4 h played
« If I don't see Vitaly as the next enemy in Outlast - The Trials alongside Leland Coyle and Mother Gooseberry, I will be very, very offended. Edit: I am offended »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played
« ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ игра, особенно, если в теме »
👍 anonymous review · 4 h played
« Not bad for a single-person game. Very funny if the player knows the IXBT lore »
👍 anonymous review · 33 h played
« fun game en cheap we need more games like this fr »
👍 anonymous review · 3 h played
« Take Me, Vitaly should be game of the year for adult games. It's one of the best games I have played in a long time! »
👍 anonymous review · 10 h played

In players' words

« Agréablement surpis! petit escape game bien sympa. des bonne reference a la culture d'internet, meme le succes son un peu marrant. PS: des fois ca fait un peur sursauter Sorry mon francais »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played
« Not bad for a single-person game. Very funny if the player knows the IXBT lore »
👍 anonymous review · 33 h played
« kinda like granny but gooners style. full of easter eggs. humanity needs more games like this »
👍 anonymous review · 4 h played
« fun game en cheap we need more games like this fr »
👍 anonymous review · 3 h played
« If I don't see Vitaly as the next enemy in Outlast - The Trials alongside Leland Coyle and Mother Gooseberry, I will be very, very offended. Edit: I am offended »
👍 anonymous review · 6 h played
« Take Me, Vitaly should be game of the year for adult games. It's one of the best games I have played in a long time! »
👍 anonymous review · 10 h played
« ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ игра, особенно, если в теме »
👍 anonymous review · 4 h played

Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.

What players say, by aspect

Positive Mixed Negative
Gameplay
88 % pos · n=16
Story / writing
67 % pos · n=3
Audio / music
100 % pos · n=3
Value for money
100 % pos · n=3
Stability / bugs
0 % pos · n=3
Detailed data (table)
AspectMentionsPositiveMixedNegative
Gameplay161411
Story / writing3201
Audio / music3300
Value for money3300
Stability / bugs3003

Positive reviews by playtime

🎮 Players who like it have spent 5.1 h on median; those who dislike it: 3.3 h.

<2h
91 % (n=47)
2-10h
98 % (n=289)
10-25h
100 % (n=51)
>25h
100 % (n=13)

Fixed or still broken? Sentiment over time

➡️ Stable reception over time
Jan 2025 : 99% positive99JanFeb 2025 : 97% positive97FebMar 2025 : 100% positive100MarApr 2025 : 95% positive95AprMay 2025 : 97% positive97MayJun 2025 : 100% positive100JunJul 2025 : 100% positive100JulNov 2025 : 100% positive100NovDec 2025 : 85% positive85Dec

% of positive reviews per month (months with ≥ 15 sample reviews).

💶 Price history

€2.44€3.42€4.41€5.40€6.39€2.94

Steam price tracked automatically since Jul 25, 2026 · All-time low: €2.94 (Jul 25, 2026)

100% completion difficulty ("platinum")

6,3 % Moderate

of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 80 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 25,7 % of players.

What creators say (YouTube)

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Strengths

  • The humor and meme culture dominate the experience: 3 positive mentions out of 3
  • Voice acting and audio receive universal praise: 3 positive mentions out of 3
  • Players consistently recommend it, often citing it as a must-play: 2 mentions in that vein
  • Even buggy moments are framed as part of the game's chaotic appeal rather than dealbreakers

Weaknesses

  • Bugs are the only consistently criticized aspect: 3 negative mentions out of 3
  • The story garners little attention, with only 3 mentions total and one negative reaction

Who is it for?

Fans of absurdist humor and internet culture will adore this game. Those seeking polished narratives or bug-free experiences may want to wait for patches.

Is Take me, Vitaly worth it in 2026?

Yes — player reception is very positive: 98% of 1,246 Steam reviews are positive (player score 97/100). Most-praised strength: The humor and meme culture dominate the experience. Current price: 5,89€.

Verdict

Near-perfect reception masks a few rough edges, but the game’s chaotic charm wins players over. A cult hit in the making, despite its technical hiccups.

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