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Système d'exploitation et processeur 64 bits nécessaires Système d'exploitation *: Windows 7 (SP1+), Windows 10 and Windows 11 Processeur : x86, x64 architecture with instruction set support. Graphiques : DX10, DX11, DX12 capable. DirectX : Version 10 Carte son : Built in
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The relentless, bite‑size combat keeps players firing round after round. Gameplay earned 134 positive mentions out of 150, contributing to an overall 97 % of reviews rating the game Overwhelmingly Positive.
In-game
« Un excellent petit jeu qui prouve que David Szymanski a une grande variété d'idées lorsqu'il crée des jeux, et en plus, il ne coûte que 5 dollars, alors que demander de plus ? »👍 anonymous review · 2 h played« Jeu très court mais super drôle et nerveux! Si vous avez bien aimé Dusk et que vous voulez une expérience du même genre plus courte et plus déjantée, je recommande à 100% »👍 anonymous review · 2 h played« Un fps bien sympathique, pas de quoi faire top chauffer le cerveau. »👍 anonymous review · 1 h played« Des gobelins plein les rues qui ne pensent qu'à te découper. Toute ressemblance avec des faits ou des personnes réelles serait fortuite. »👍 anonymous review · 3 h played« Finissable en 2H, j'ai voulu faire tous les succès parce que c'est simple et rapide, et surtout assez fun. »👍 anonymous review · 4 h played« C'est bon, promis, j'y ferai jouer mes gosses. »👍 anonymous review · 2 h played
« The 97% positive reviews is a joke. I absolutely adore DUSK but this is so barebone, so basic, so primitive, that I found zero enjoyment. And the music is unbearable. »👎 anonymous review · 0 h played« a boomer shooter where i cant jump? Remove my ability to shoot while you're at it. Take away my keyboard, too. Why not have my car keys while you're at it. Bang my wife as well, go right ahead. Worthless product. »👎 anonymous review · 0 h played« This is a flame piece of garbage, shouldn't be on Steam to begin with.... »👎 anonymous review · 1 h played« Ingeneral it is a good game but it does not save wich gets really anoying at a certain point . »👎 anonymous review · 13 h played« 7/10 can't jump, can't save. GOTY! »👎 anonymous review · 1 h played« C'est goofy et ca prend 5 petites heures à 100% »👍 anonymous review · 6 h played
In players' words
« Un excellent petit jeu qui prouve que David Szymanski a une grande variété d'idées lorsqu'il crée des jeux, et en plus, il ne coûte que 5 dollars, alors que demander de plus ? »👍 anonymous review · 2 h played« The 97% positive reviews is a joke. I absolutely adore DUSK but this is so barebone, so basic, so primitive, that I found zero enjoyment. And the music is unbearable. »👎 anonymous review · 0 h played« Jeu très court mais super drôle et nerveux! Si vous avez bien aimé Dusk et que vous voulez une expérience du même genre plus courte et plus déjantée, je recommande à 100% »👍 anonymous review · 2 h played« a boomer shooter where i cant jump? Remove my ability to shoot while you're at it. Take away my keyboard, too. Why not have my car keys while you're at it. Bang my wife as well, go right ahead. Worthless product. »👎 anonymous review · 0 h played« Un fps bien sympathique, pas de quoi faire top chauffer le cerveau. »👍 anonymous review · 1 h played« This is a flame piece of garbage, shouldn't be on Steam to begin with.... »👎 anonymous review · 1 h played« Des gobelins plein les rues qui ne pensent qu'à te découper. Toute ressemblance avec des faits ou des personnes réelles serait fortuite. »👍 anonymous review · 3 h played« Ingeneral it is a good game but it does not save wich gets really anoying at a certain point . »👎 anonymous review · 13 h played« Finissable en 2H, j'ai voulu faire tous les succès parce que c'est simple et rapide, et surtout assez fun. »👍 anonymous review · 4 h played« 7/10 can't jump, can't save. GOTY! »👎 anonymous review · 1 h played« C'est bon, promis, j'y ferai jouer mes gosses. »👍 anonymous review · 2 h played« C'est goofy et ca prend 5 petites heures à 100% »👍 anonymous review · 6 h played
Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.
What players say, by aspect
PositiveMixedNegative
Gameplay
89 % pos · n=150
Content / longevity
82 % pos · n=39
Graphics / art
96 % pos · n=24
Value for money
92 % pos · n=24
Story / writing
71 % pos · n=21
Audio / music
90 % pos · n=20
Interface / UX
64 % pos · n=11
Stability / bugs
0 % pos · n=5
Detailed data (table)
Aspect
Mentions
Positive
Mixed
Negative
Gameplay
150
134
7
9
Content / longevity
39
32
3
4
Graphics / art
24
23
0
1
Value for money
24
22
1
1
Story / writing
21
15
1
5
Audio / music
20
18
0
2
Interface / UX
11
7
0
4
Stability / bugs
5
0
0
5
Positive reviews by playtime
🎮 Players who like it have spent 2.8 h on median; those who dislike it: 1.1 h.
🪤 76 % of negative reviews come from players who left in under 2h — the game often disappoints right away.
<2h
90 % (n=158)
2-10h
98 % (n=228)
10-25h
95 % (n=20)
>25h
100 % (n=7)
Fixed or still broken? Sentiment over time
➡️ Stable reception over time
% of positive reviews per month (months with ≥ 15 sample reviews).
100% completion difficulty ("platinum")
15,8 %Moderate
of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 13 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 24,1 % of players.
Gameplay: 134 positive mentions out of 150 (89.3 % positive)
Graphics: 23 positive mentions out of 24 (96 % positive)
Audio: 18 positive mentions out of 20 (90 % positive)
Story: 15 positive mentions out of 21 (71 % positive)
Price: 22 positive mentions out of 24 (92 % positive)
Weaknesses
Bugs: 5 negative mentions out of 5 (100 % negative)
UI: 7 positive, 4 negative out of 11 (63 % positive)
Content: 4 negative out of 39 (10 % negative)
Who is it for?
Gamers who relish quick, humor‑driven shooters with crisp action will find Chop Goblins a delight. Those seeking deep narratives or intricate progression systems may feel the experience is too light and brief.
Is Chop Goblins worth it in 2026?
Yes, without reservation for most players: 97% of 3,203 Steam reviews are positive (player score 95/100). Most-praised strength: Gameplay. Current price: 3,99€.
Verdict
Chop Goblins delivers a punchy, well‑polished experience that shines in its gameplay, visuals, and sound design, earning almost universal praise. Minor issues with bugs and UI slightly dampen the otherwise stellar reception, but the game’s sheer fun factor and value keep players coming back for more.
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