Steam specs (min / recommended)
Minimum: Système d'exploitation : Windows 10 64-bit Processeur : Intel Core 2 Duo E8200 / AMD FX-4100 (64-bit, SSE4.2) Mémoire vive : 4 GB de mémoire Graphiques : Vulkan 1.0 compatible GPU – Intel HD Graphics 510 / AMD Radeon R5 (Kaveri) or better DirectX : Version 12 Espace disque : 500 MB d'espace disque disponible
Recommended: Système d'exploitation : Windows 11 64-bit Processeur : Intel Core i5-6600K / AMD Ryzen 5 1600 Mémoire vive : 8 GB de mémoire Graphiques : VIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 / AMD Radeon RX 460 (Vulkan 1.2) DirectX : Version 12 Espace disque : 500 MB d'espace disque disponible
We Steal From Old People: The Game
An absurd premise drives the chaos, with 17 mentions focusing purely on the biting humor of the experience. The title holds a 93% positive rating across 160 reviews since its launch.
What it's about: Beat swarms of old people and take their bricks in this action roguelike. Rip them from their disgusting old hands. You need bricks. You need all the bricks for yourself because you’re a slimy little brick weasel. You are like a brick vampire and bricks are the blood you need!
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In players' words
Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.
What players say, by aspect
Detailed data (table)
| Aspect | Mentions | Positive | Mixed | Negative |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gameplay | 84 | 68 | 1 | 15 |
| Graphics / art | 12 | 12 | 0 | 0 |
| Value for money | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| Performance | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| Content / longevity | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| Audio / music | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| Story / writing | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| Stability / bugs | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Interface / UX | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
Positive reviews by playtime
🎮 Players who like it have spent 1.4 h on median; those who dislike it: 48 min.
🪤 73 % of negative reviews come from players who left in under 2h — the game often disappoints right away.
100% completion difficulty ("platinum")
of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 32 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 3,6 % of players.
What creators say (YouTube)
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This game on Twitch
Popular clips — nobody live right now
Strengths
- Core mechanics win over the crowd with 68 positive mentions out of 84 dealing directly with gameplay.
- Visual presentation pleases the eye, earning 12 positive mentions out of 12 for its distinct graphics.
- The comedic tone lands well, backed by 17 mentions praising the humor.
- Pricing feels fair to buyers, with 6 positive mentions out of 7 highlighting the value.
Weaknesses
- Interface design frustrates users, drawing 2 negative mentions out of 2 for the UI.
- Technical glitches surface in certain sessions, as shown by 3 negative mentions out of 3 regarding bugs.
- Some mechanics occasionally stumble, resulting in 15 negative mentions out of 84 regarding gameplay.
Who is it for?
Casual action fans looking for a quick, irreverent laugh and a snappy indie challenge will find plenty to enjoy.
Is We Steal From Old People: The Game worth it in 2026?
Yes — player reception is very positive: 93% of 160 Steam reviews are positive (player score 89/100). Most-praised strength: Core mechanics win over the crowd. Current price: 9,53€ (17% off).
Verdict
We Steal From Old People: The Game delivers a surprisingly solid satirical ride backed by a 93 percent approval rate from 160 total reviews. While minor interface and bug hurdles exist, the comedic punch keeps players hooked.
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