Steam specs (min / recommended)
Minimum: Système d'exploitation et processeur 64 bits nécessaires Système d'exploitation : Windows 10 Processeur : SSE2 instruction set support. Graphiques : Graphics card with DX10 (shader model 4.0) capabilities. DirectX : Version 10 Carte son : N/A
Recommended: Système d'exploitation et processeur 64 bits nécessaires
Squirrel Stapler
Over half of early players blasted past the two-hour mark, and those who lingered longer never regretted the dive into chaos. The game’s macabre humor and frenetic action have locked in a 96% approval rating since launch.
What it's about: Hunt squirrels, staple them to a corpse, and meet god.
In-game
In players' words
Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.
What players say, by aspect
Detailed data (table)
| Aspect | Mentions | Positive | Mixed | Negative |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gameplay | 129 | 109 | 3 | 17 |
| Story / writing | 54 | 47 | 3 | 4 |
| Value for money | 17 | 2 | 0 | 15 |
| Content / longevity | 12 | 3 | 1 | 8 |
| Graphics / art | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 |
| Audio / music | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| Performance | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Interface / UX | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
Positive reviews by playtime
🎮 Players who like it have spent 1.9 h on median; those who dislike it: 1.1 h.
🪤 90 % of negative reviews come from players who left in under 2h — the game often disappoints right away.
Fixed or still broken? Sentiment over time
% of positive reviews per month (months with ≥ 15 sample reviews).
💶 Price history
Steam price tracked automatically since Aug 25, 2026 · All-time low: €4.28 (Aug 25, 2026)
100% completion difficulty ("platinum")
of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 8 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 53,9 % of players.
What creators say (YouTube)
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This game on Twitch
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Strengths
- Gameplay seizes players immediately: 109 positive mentions out of 129, with only scattered frustration over controls (17 negative)
- The darkly comedic story lingers long after the credits: 47 positive mentions out of 54, eclipsing every other narrative praise
- Every audio choice lands with precision: 9 positive mentions and zero detractors in a sea of 9 total comments
- Humor isn’t just a side dish—it’s the main course: 44 mentions, towering over every other keyword by a wide margin
Weaknesses
- Performance stumbles from the start: all three performance-related mentions are negative, casting a shadow over every session
- Content feels slight after the initial onslaught: 8 negative mentions out of 12 call for more substance
- Day-one pricing triggers buyer’s remorse: 15 negative comments out of 17 accuse the game of overcharging
Who is it for?
If twisted wit and relentless action are your kind of poison, Squirrel Stapler will hijack your free time. Narrative purists and optimization sticklers should tread carefully.
Is Squirrel Stapler worth it in 2026?
Overall yes, the community is won over: 96% of 2,347 Steam reviews are positive (player score 94/100). Most-praised strength: Gameplay seizes players immediately. Current price: 7,79€.
Verdict
Squirrel Stapler’s 96% approval score reveals a game that thrives on raw, unhinged energy rather than polish. Its chaotic charm overshadows technical rough edges and scant content, but for those who buy in, the payoff is unforgettable. Love it or hate its weirdness—most choose to love.
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