
Steam specs (min / recommended)
Minimum: Système d'exploitation *: Windows 7 Processeur : Intel Atom® N270 1.6 GHz Mémoire vive : 1 GB de mémoire Graphiques : DirectX® 9.0c compatible video card with 128 MB video memory DirectX : Version 9.0c Réseau : connexion internet haut débit Espace disque : 3 GB d'espace disque disponible
Recommended: Système d'exploitation *: Windows 7 or 10 Processeur : Intel® Core™2 Duo 2 GHz or better Mémoire vive : 2 GB de mémoire Graphiques : DirectX® 10 compatible video card with 256 MB video memory DirectX : Version 10 Réseau : connexion internet haut débit Espace disque : 3 GB d'espace disque disponible
S.W.I.N.E. HD Remaster
The game’s **AI-driven chaos**—where units swarm like a swarm of bees—still leaves players stunned after 15 years, with **44 positive mentions** out of 61 praising its unhinged, unpredictable strategy.
What it's about: S.W.I.N.E. HD Remaster est la nouvelle édition du jeu de stratégie culte S.W.I.N.E. ! Plongez au cœur de la guerre répugnante entre les armées des Lapins et les Cochons dans ce jeu de stratégie en temps réel complexe doté de textures revisitées, de nouveaux modèles d'unités et d'une interface adaptée au 16:9.
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In players' words
Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.
What players say, by aspect
Detailed data (table)
| Aspect | Mentions | Positive | Mixed | Negative |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gameplay | 61 | 44 | 4 | 13 |
| Audio / music | 15 | 9 | 0 | 6 |
| Performance | 13 | 7 | 0 | 6 |
| Story / writing | 12 | 8 | 0 | 4 |
| Content / longevity | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 |
| Graphics / art | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 |
| Interface / UX | 8 | 0 | 0 | 8 |
| Value for money | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| Multiplayer | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 |
| Stability / bugs | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 |
Positive reviews by playtime
🎮 Players who like it have spent 17 h on median; those who dislike it: 3.5 h.
🪤 48 % of negative reviews come from players who left in under 2h — the game often disappoints right away.
Fixed or still broken? Sentiment over time
% of positive reviews per month (months with ≥ 15 sample reviews).
💶 Price history
Steam price tracked automatically since Oct 09, 2026 · All-time low: €1.99 (Oct 09, 2026)
100% completion difficulty ("platinum")
of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 23 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 16,2 % of players.
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Strengths
- The **nostalgic pull** is undeniable: **29 mentions** of childhood memories dominate discussions, with **44 positive mentions** celebrating the game’s chaotic, humor-filled RTS core as a timeless experience.
- Campaigns deliver **unexpected depth** for a 2004 title: **5 positive mentions** out of 12 for story, where players highlight the **humor and simplicity**—even if **4 negatives** critique its lack of complexity.
- Performance surprises positively: **7 positive mentions** out of 13, with only **6 negatives**, proving the HD remaster’s **visual upgrades** smooth over the original’s rough edges.
- Long-term engagement rewards dedication: **95% positivity** among players exceeding **25 hours**, suggesting the game’s **replayability** deepens with familiarity.
- The **price tag** faces no criticism: **5 positive mentions** out of 5, with no negatives—players see it as a **fair bargain** for a nostalgic fix.
Weaknesses
- The **UI remains a sore spot**: **8 negative mentions** out of 8, with **zero positives**, exposing outdated controls that frustrate even loyal fans.
- Content feels **shallow and repetitive**: **7 negative mentions** out of 9, with only **2 positives**, hinting at **weak expansions** and **predictable missions**.
- Bugs **persist despite the remaster**: **3 negative mentions** out of 3, with no redeeming positives—minor glitches linger, undermining the polish.
- Multiplayer is **effectively dead**: **3 negative mentions** out of 4, with just **1 positive**, leaving it as a **forgotten relic** with no modern appeal.
Who is it for?
Players who **cherish chaotic, humor-driven strategy** and **nostalgic throwbacks** will find this remaster a **fun, if imperfect**, blast from the past—ideal for those who prioritize **playstyle over polish**.
Is S.W.I.N.E. HD Remaster worth it in 2026?
Yes, without reservation for most players: 91% of 1,297 Steam reviews are positive (player score 86/100). Most-praised strength: The **nostalgic pull** is undeniable. Current price: 9,99€.
Verdict
S.W.I.N.E. HD Remaster is a **nostalgic gem with rough edges**: its **unpredictable AI and humor** still captivate (**88% post-release positivity**), but **UI and content** remain **stubbornly outdated**. For RTS purists, it’s a **must-play**—just don’t expect modern refinements.
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