Steam specs (min / recommended)
Minimum: Système d'exploitation : Windows 10 / 11 Processeur : Intel Core i7 10700F 2.9 Ghz Mémoire vive : 8000 MB de mémoire Graphiques : 6 GB GTX 1660 Ti or better Espace disque : 200 MB d'espace disque disponible
Recommended: Système d'exploitation : Windows 10 / 11 Processeur : 3.1 Ghz or better Mémoire vive : 16000 MB de mémoire Graphiques : 8 GB RTX 3060 Ti or better Espace disque : 200 MB d'espace disque disponible
GOOOOOOAL!
A chaotic, ASCII-art spectacle where destruction reigns supreme, *GOOOOOOAL!* turns platforming into a meme-worthy, absurdist sport—though the rapid, unpredictable jumps may leave some players frustrated.
What it's about: Have you ever tried playing cards with a bear? But bears don't know how to play cards... That in this incredible game you will feel yourself in the role of a bear who is trying to play cards, but he does not succeed. All he can do is smash everything around and scream GOOOOOL!
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In players' words
Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.
What players say, by aspect
Detailed data (table)
| Aspect | Mentions | Positive | Mixed | Negative |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gameplay | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 |
| Graphics / art | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| Story / writing | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Audio / music | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Content / longevity | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
| Interface / UX | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Positive reviews by playtime
🎮 Players who like it have spent 1.3 h on median; those who dislike it: 1.1 h.
🪤 73 % of negative reviews come from players who left in under 2h — the game often disappoints right away.
Fixed or still broken? Sentiment over time
% of positive reviews per month (months with ≥ 15 sample reviews).
100% completion difficulty ("platinum")
of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 1 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 14,2 % of players.
What creators say (YouTube)
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Strengths
- The game’s core mechanic—destruction-based platforming—dominates praise, with **2 positive mentions out of 3** highlighting its unique, meme-worthy chaos and humor.
- Visuals and audio are universally lauded: **both graphics and sound received 2/2 positive mentions**, praised for their ASCII-art charm and fittingly chaotic soundtrack.
- The game’s **95% positive reception** on Steam reflects its overwhelmingly good time, with **91% positivity post-release** and **90% positivity among short-play sessions (<2h).**
- The **rapid, sport-like pacing** (a frequent keyword) keeps sessions short but engaging, with **93% positivity among 2-10h players**, suggesting it’s a quick, fun distraction.
Weaknesses
- The **story and content** are rarely mentioned—when they are, they’re criticized (**1/1 negative mention each**), indicating they’re either nonexistent or poorly executed.
- A small but vocal group (**2 negative mentions**) finds the gameplay **frustrating or overly difficult**, with keywords like *frustration* and *perte-temps* (time wasted) appearing.
- The **UI** is only mentioned once, but the lone positive mention suggests it’s not a major sticking point—though deeper issues (like controls) may lurk beneath the surface.
Who is it for?
This game is perfect for players who crave absurd, meme-worthy platforming with a **destruction-focused twist**—ideal for quick, chaotic sessions rather than deep storytelling.
Is GOOOOOOAL! worth it in 2026?
Yes, without reservation for most players: 95% of 1,879 Steam reviews are positive (player score 90/100). Most-praised strength: The game’s core mechanic. Current price: 0,68€ (67% off).
Verdict
*GOOOOOOAL!* thrives as a **short, chaotic, and meme-friendly** experience, with near-universal praise for its unique gameplay and visuals. However, its **lack of depth** and occasional frustration may limit its appeal beyond casual fans of absurd humor.
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