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Steam specs (min / recommended)

Minimum: Système d'exploitation : Windows 10 Processeur : i3 Mémoire vive : 4 GB de mémoire Graphiques : GTX 560 Espace disque : 1 GB d'espace disque disponible

Coconut Simulator

Niche cult favorite
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Released November 22, 2024
sample: 410 reviews posted after launch (114 AI-classified)
97/100
Player Score — positive reviews weighted by volume · Steam history: 96 % · 856 reviews (« Overwhelmingly Positive »)
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Players can’t get enough of this quirky coconut-harvesting romp: more than half of the Steam crowd has poured over 25 hours into it. The sheer joy of smashing and collecting coconuts overshadows everything else, even when the engine stutters.

What it's about: Coconut Simulator is a game in which you can become a coconut.

In-game

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« Quel Gameplay unique et totalement incroyable. Après 100 h à vivre la vie d'une noix de coco, je confirme que je souhaite être réincarner en noix de coco plus tard. »
👍 anonymous review · May 2025 · 707 h played2
« very fun game, but there is no support for Latin as a language unfortunately »
👍 anonymous review · May 2026 · 1 h played1
« this game changed my life. i was broke and homeless now im broke and homeless but have coconut simulator. thanks »
👍 anonymous review · Apr 2026 · 17 h played1
« this game has officially cured my depression and made me feel free, no one judging just pure enjoyment. 10/1 I am one with the coconut »
👍 anonymous review · Jun 2026 · 101 h played1
« THIS GAME IS NOT REALISTIC I WAITED TO LONG AND THE NIGHT DIDNT COME SO I WANT MY MONEY BACK PLEASE »
👎 anonymous review · Apr 2026 · 0 h played
« One of THE game of all time, Yes/10. Would nut again. »
👍 anonymous review · May 2026 · 35 h played11
« Coconut Sim took me about 100 hours to complete. Would coconut again. »
👍 anonymous review · Apr 2026 · 114 h played11
« I actually started with the second one and that was a mistake, as you miss out on some key elements to the story. Which, by the way, is phenomenal! »
👍 anonymous review · Apr 2026 · 26 h played111

In players' words

« Quel Gameplay unique et totalement incroyable. Après 100 h à vivre la vie d'une noix de coco, je confirme que je souhaite être réincarner en noix de coco plus tard. »
👍 anonymous review · May 2025 · 707 h played2
« THIS GAME IS NOT REALISTIC I WAITED TO LONG AND THE NIGHT DIDNT COME SO I WANT MY MONEY BACK PLEASE »
👎 anonymous review · Apr 2026 · 0 h played
« very fun game, but there is no support for Latin as a language unfortunately »
👍 anonymous review · May 2026 · 1 h played1
« One of THE game of all time, Yes/10. Would nut again. »
👍 anonymous review · May 2026 · 35 h played11
« this game changed my life. i was broke and homeless now im broke and homeless but have coconut simulator. thanks »
👍 anonymous review · Apr 2026 · 17 h played1
« Coconut Sim took me about 100 hours to complete. Would coconut again. »
👍 anonymous review · Apr 2026 · 114 h played11
« this game has officially cured my depression and made me feel free, no one judging just pure enjoyment. 10/1 I am one with the coconut »
👍 anonymous review · Jun 2026 · 101 h played1
« I actually started with the second one and that was a mistake, as you miss out on some key elements to the story. Which, by the way, is phenomenal! »
👍 anonymous review · Apr 2026 · 26 h played111

Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.

What players say, by aspect

Positive Mixed Negative
Gameplay
95 % pos · n=76
Story / writing
92 % pos · n=25
Graphics / art
96 % pos · n=23
Performance
30 % pos · n=10
Audio / music
100 % pos · n=9
Value for money
100 % pos · n=8
Content / longevity
67 % pos · n=3
Interface / UX
50 % pos · n=2
Stability / bugs
0 % pos · n=1
Detailed data (table)
AspectMentionsPositiveMixedNegative
Gameplay767213
Story / writing252311
Graphics / art232210
Performance10307
Audio / music9900
Value for money8800
Content / longevity3201
Interface / UX2101
Stability / bugs1001

Positive reviews by playtime

🎮 Players who like it have spent 25 h on median; those who dislike it: 24 min.

🪤 70 % of negative reviews come from players who left in under 2h — the game often disappoints right away.

<2h
91 % (n=82)
2-10h
100 % (n=58)
10-25h
99 % (n=72)
>25h
99 % (n=198)

Fixed or still broken? Sentiment over time

➡️ Stable reception over time
Mar 2026 : 98% positive98MarApr 2026 : 97% positive97AprMay 2026 : 96% positive96MayJun 2026 : 100% positive100JunJul 2026 : 96% positive96JulAug 2026 : 97% positive97Aug

% of positive reviews per month (months with ≥ 15 sample reviews).

💶 Price history

€0.19€0.51€0.84€1.16€1.49€0.69

Steam price tracked automatically since Aug 19, 2026 · All-time low: €0.69 (Aug 19, 2026)

100% completion difficulty ("platinum")

7,6 % Moderate

of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 5 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 16,5 % of players.

What creators say (YouTube)

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Strengths

  • Gameplay thrives on pure, chaotic fun: 72 positive mentions out of 76 players.
  • The story’s lighthearted wit keeps the adventure engaging: 23 positive mentions out of 25.
  • Stunning visuals earn near-universal praise: 22 positive mentions out of 23.
  • Crisp audio design amplifies the experience without a single complaint: 9 positive mentions out of 9.

Weaknesses

  • Performance hiccups mar the fun for a vocal minority: 7 negative mentions out of 10.
  • The UI confuses as many as it helps: 1 negative mention out of 2.
  • Content variety, though not a major focus, draws mild criticism: 1 negative mention out of 3.

Who is it for?

Fans of breezy, humorous action-adventure with a dash of absurdity will relish every coconut. Casual players chasing a short, satisfying experience will also find their match.

Is Coconut Simulator worth it in 2026?

Overall yes, the community is won over: 96% of 856 Steam reviews are positive (player score 97/100). Most-praised strength: Gameplay thrives on pure, chaotic fun. Current price: 0,99€.

Verdict

Coconut Simulator delivers a deliciously addictive core loop that keeps players glued to their screens. Technical stumbles and minor interface snags are forgiven in the face of overwhelming charm and replayability. A must-try for anyone craving sunshine, satire, and smashing coconuts.

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