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Steam specs (min / recommended)

Minimum: Système d'exploitation : Windows 10 - 64 bit Processeur : Intel i5 or new-gen i3 / AMD equivalent Mémoire vive : 8 GB de mémoire Graphiques : NVIDIA GTX 970 / AMD Radeon R9 290 DirectX : Version 12 Espace disque : 2 GB d'espace disque disponible

Recommended: Système d'exploitation : Windows 10 - 64 bit Processeur : Intel i5 or new-gen i3 / AMD equivalent Mémoire vive : 16 GB de mémoire Graphiques : NVIDIA GTX 970 / AMD Radeon R9 290 or greater DirectX : Version 12 Espace disque : 2 GB d'espace disque disponible

Chopped Up

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Released March 11, 2026
sample: 117 reviews posted after launch (75 AI-classified)
92/100
Player Score — positive reviews weighted by volume · Steam history: 96 % · 117 reviews (« Very Positive »)
4,99€🛒 Compare on Instant Gamingaffiliate link

More than half of all players finish slicing through this bloody kitchen adventure in under two hours, fueling a 96 percent approval rate across 117 reviews. It is a brisk, darkly funny indie thrill ride that leaves little room to linger.

What it's about: A cozy horror cooking game with a deadly twist. Serve bizarre fantasy creatures and secretly eliminate targets as an assassin hiding in plain sight. Just keep an eye out for those out to get you.

In-game

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« Great game, however it was way too scary, all of the salads gave me nightmares »
👍 anonymous review · Apr 2026 · 2 h played1
« a goblin watched me drop his steak on the ground (twice) ate the steak, paid me, and then i shot him dead »
👍 anonymous review · May 2026 · 2 h played
« An Army of Gnomes dancing salsa makes me feel emotionally complete. »
👍 anonymous review · May 2026 · 8 h played
« Goated game, got some good scares too, wish it was longer but worth the money »
👍 anonymous review · Jun 2026 · 3 h played
« Such a fun and unique game, thoroughly enjoyed the playthrough and the creativity of it all, definitely would want more. »
👍 anonymous review · Jun 2026 · 2 h played
« feels very clunky and there's no real starter guide. you're just expected to know how it works and im just sitting there and wondering: how?! Not really intuitive. »
👎 anonymous review · Mar 2026 · 0 h played2
« It's not that good. I tried reading the cook book, all the sudden, my FPS be dropping all the way to 0. I would not recommend this game, unless you that god of a PC. In-fact, I want a refund. »
👎 anonymous review · Mar 2026 · 1 h played
« w game. fun and goofy. shout out to my certified eater! »
👍 anonymous review · Mar 2026 · 2 h played
« This game was absolute cinema, I loved the section where you ran away from the big angry spider thing then a bunch of gnomes pulled up and shot it with a cannon. »
👍 anonymous review · Jun 2026 · 4 h played

In players' words

« Great game, however it was way too scary, all of the salads gave me nightmares »
👍 anonymous review · Apr 2026 · 2 h played1
« feels very clunky and there's no real starter guide. you're just expected to know how it works and im just sitting there and wondering: how?! Not really intuitive. »
👎 anonymous review · Mar 2026 · 0 h played2
« a goblin watched me drop his steak on the ground (twice) ate the steak, paid me, and then i shot him dead »
👍 anonymous review · May 2026 · 2 h played
« It's not that good. I tried reading the cook book, all the sudden, my FPS be dropping all the way to 0. I would not recommend this game, unless you that god of a PC. In-fact, I want a refund. »
👎 anonymous review · Mar 2026 · 1 h played
« An Army of Gnomes dancing salsa makes me feel emotionally complete. »
👍 anonymous review · May 2026 · 8 h played
« w game. fun and goofy. shout out to my certified eater! »
👍 anonymous review · Mar 2026 · 2 h played
« Goated game, got some good scares too, wish it was longer but worth the money »
👍 anonymous review · Jun 2026 · 3 h played
« This game was absolute cinema, I loved the section where you ran away from the big angry spider thing then a bunch of gnomes pulled up and shot it with a cannon. »
👍 anonymous review · Jun 2026 · 4 h played
« Such a fun and unique game, thoroughly enjoyed the playthrough and the creativity of it all, definitely would want more. »
👍 anonymous review · Jun 2026 · 2 h played

Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.

What players say, by aspect

Positive Mixed Negative
Gameplay
90 % pos · n=61
Story / writing
78 % pos · n=18
Content / longevity
29 % pos · n=17
Audio / music
100 % pos · n=6
Performance
40 % pos · n=5
Value for money
80 % pos · n=5
Stability / bugs
0 % pos · n=4
Graphics / art
67 % pos · n=3
Interface / UX
0 % pos · n=2
Detailed data (table)
AspectMentionsPositiveMixedNegative
Gameplay615542
Story / writing181440
Content / longevity175210
Audio / music6600
Performance5203
Value for money5401
Stability / bugs4013
Graphics / art3210
Interface / UX2011

Positive reviews by playtime

🎮 Players who like it have spent 2 h on median; those who dislike it: 24 min.

🪤 100 % of negative reviews come from players who left in under 2h — the game often disappoints right away.

<2h
91 % (n=53)
2-10h
100 % (n=62)
10-25h
100 % (n=2)

Fixed or still broken? Sentiment over time

➡️ Stable reception over time
Mar 2026 : 96% positive96MarApr 2026 : 94% positive94AprJun 2026 : 96% positive96Jun

% of positive reviews per month (months with ≥ 15 sample reviews).

💶 Price history

€2.99€3.61€4.24€4.86€5.49€3.49

Steam price tracked automatically since Aug 11, 2026 · All-time low: €3.49 (Aug 11, 2026)

100% completion difficulty ("platinum")

9,2 % Moderate

of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 8 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 34,5 % of players.

What creators say (YouTube)

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Strengths

  • Gameplay anchors the experience with 55 positive mentions out of 61 total feedback entries.
  • The narrative charms players, securing 14 positive mentions out of 18 regarding the story.
  • Audio design hits all the right notes, gathering 6 positive mentions out of 6.
  • Pricing feels justified to buyers, backed by 4 positive mentions out of 5.

Weaknesses

  • Content volume runs exceedingly thin, evidenced by 10 negative mentions out of 17.
  • Technical stability falters, drawing 3 negative mentions out of 4 concerning bugs.
  • Performance hiccups trouble some users, with 3 negative mentions out of 5 pointing to optimization issues.

Who is it for?

Horror enthusiasts and adventure fans looking for a quick, darkly comical indie experience.

Is Chopped Up worth it in 2026?

Yes, without reservation for most players: 96% of 117 Steam reviews are positive (player score 92/100). Most-praised strength: Gameplay anchors the experience. Current price: 4,99€.

Verdict

Chopped Up provides a highly entertaining and sharp bite-sized adventure backed by a 96 percent post-release positive rating from 117 reviews. Despite its brief runtime and minor technical turbulence, the witty humor and solid mechanics make it an amusing dish.

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Chopped Up: 92/100 by players — Gamer Reviews

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