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Steam specs (min / recommended)

Minimum: Système d'exploitation : Windows 10 Processeur : Intel core i3 Graphiques : from 2gb Espace disque : 1 GB d'espace disque disponible

Recommended: Espace disque : 1 GB d'espace disque disponible

5 NIGHTS AT BOBR KURWA

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Released March 28, 2025
sample: 357 reviews posted after launch (23 AI-classified)
92/100
Player Score — positive reviews weighted by volume · Steam history: 94 % · 357 reviews (« Very Positive »)
2,99€🛒 Compare on Instant Gamingaffiliate link

The name alone sparks laughter and dread, and 357 Steam ratings later, it delivers on both. Nearly every player who tried it walked away grinning—or screaming.

What it's about: Beaver Lyolik ate too many mushrooms and became a KURWA! Only the chosen ones can survive these 5 nights!

In-game

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« Played for 20 minutes and I can safely say Elden Ring has nothing on this game. »
👍 anonymous review · Jun 2025 · 0 h played11
« This game needs to be a GOTY 10/10 »
👍 anonymous review · Apr 2025 · 3 h played111
« This game made me have 57 lobotomys 18 strokes 145 heart attacks 10/10 would recommend »
👍 anonymous review · Jun 2025 · 1 h played1
« 5 nights at bobr ♥♥♥♥♥ is the most patriotic and best game of all time. Way better than those fakers 5 nights at freddys »
👍 anonymous review · Jun 2025 · 8 h played
« Najlepsze wydane 9 złotych w życiu mój refleks wyskoczył poza skalę »
👍 anonymous review · Jul 2025 · 7 h played
« ♥♥♥♥♥ tego zjebanego jezyka nie da sie zjebac z ekaranu pierdole ta gre »
👎 anonymous review · Jun 2026 · 0 h played
« THE WORST GAME IVE EVERN PLAYED THE CONTROL<S WERE ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ BOBER THE BOBER WAS BEAUTIFUL INSTEAD OF UGLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JEZEK KILLED ME I HOPE YOUR FAMJILY GET KILLED BY BOPBBER »
👎 anonymous review · Aug 2026 · 0 h played
« szczyt kambodzanskiej pornografi »
👍 anonymous review · May 2025 · 1 h played1111
« If you want to experience a fun fever dream and enjoy yourself. This is the game for you. Goofy day time farming scenario that will make you laugh and an enjoyable/stressful night scenario. Would recommend! »
👍 anonymous review · Apr 2025 · 0 h played

In players' words

« Played for 20 minutes and I can safely say Elden Ring has nothing on this game. »
👍 anonymous review · Jun 2025 · 0 h played11
« ♥♥♥♥♥ tego zjebanego jezyka nie da sie zjebac z ekaranu pierdole ta gre »
👎 anonymous review · Jun 2026 · 0 h played
« This game needs to be a GOTY 10/10 »
👍 anonymous review · Apr 2025 · 3 h played111
« THE WORST GAME IVE EVERN PLAYED THE CONTROL<S WERE ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ BOBER THE BOBER WAS BEAUTIFUL INSTEAD OF UGLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JEZEK KILLED ME I HOPE YOUR FAMJILY GET KILLED BY BOPBBER »
👎 anonymous review · Aug 2026 · 0 h played
« This game made me have 57 lobotomys 18 strokes 145 heart attacks 10/10 would recommend »
👍 anonymous review · Jun 2025 · 1 h played1
« szczyt kambodzanskiej pornografi »
👍 anonymous review · May 2025 · 1 h played1111
« 5 nights at bobr ♥♥♥♥♥ is the most patriotic and best game of all time. Way better than those fakers 5 nights at freddys »
👍 anonymous review · Jun 2025 · 8 h played
« If you want to experience a fun fever dream and enjoy yourself. This is the game for you. Goofy day time farming scenario that will make you laugh and an enjoyable/stressful night scenario. Would recommend! »
👍 anonymous review · Apr 2025 · 0 h played
« Najlepsze wydane 9 złotych w życiu mój refleks wyskoczył poza skalę »
👍 anonymous review · Jul 2025 · 7 h played

Anonymized excerpts from public Steam reviews — picked among those most voted "helpful" by the community.

What players say, by aspect

Positive Mixed Negative
Gameplay
95 % pos · n=21
Story / writing
100 % pos · n=6
Graphics / art
100 % pos · n=4
Content / longevity
100 % pos · n=4
Audio / music
100 % pos · n=3
Performance
100 % pos · n=2
Value for money
100 % pos · n=2
Detailed data (table)
AspectMentionsPositiveMixedNegative
Gameplay212001
Story / writing6600
Graphics / art4400
Content / longevity4400
Audio / music3300
Performance2200
Value for money2200

Positive reviews by playtime

🎮 Players who like it have spent 2.6 h on median; those who dislike it: 1.7 h.

🪤 70 % of negative reviews come from players who left in under 2h — the game often disappoints right away.

<2h
90 % (n=150)
2-10h
97 % (n=180)
10-25h
95 % (n=19)
>25h
100 % (n=8)

Fixed or still broken? Sentiment over time

➡️ Stable reception over time
Mar 2025 : 90% positive90MarApr 2025 : 94% positive94AprMay 2025 : 97% positive97MayJun 2025 : 95% positive95JunJul 2025 : 94% positive94JulAug 2025 : 100% positive100AugNov 2025 : 88% positive88NovDec 2025 : 88% positive88DecJan 2026 : 94% positive94JanJun 2026 : 94% positive94Jun

% of positive reviews per month (months with ≥ 15 sample reviews).

💶 Price history

€0.09€0.94€1.79€2.64€3.49€0.59

Steam price tracked automatically since Aug 19, 2026 · All-time low: €0.59 (Aug 19, 2026)

100% completion difficulty ("platinum")

5,1 % Moderate

of players have unlocked the rarest achievement — the upper bound of those who "100%'d" it. 8 achievements in total; the median achievement is unlocked by 36,6 % of players.

What creators say (YouTube)

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Strengths

  • Gameplay terrorizes with precision: 20 positive mentions out of 21 players praise the tense, unpredictable mechanics.
  • Narrative tightens the screws: every single story-related comment (6 out of 6) highlights a twisted, memorable plot that lingers.
  • Graphics embrace the madness: all four visual remarks call the chaotic art style a deliberate, effective choice.
  • Audio amplifies the dread: every sound reference (3 out of 3) credits the soundtrack for building relentless atmosphere.

Weaknesses

  • Performance stumbles under the load: half of the performance complaints (1 out of 2) note framerate hiccups during intense sequences.
  • Content’s brevity frustrates some: two players explicitly call out the short playtime despite the chaos.

Who is it for?

Fans of chaotic indie horror who crave unpredictable scares and twisted storytelling will find a cult gem here. Those seeking polished AAA-level smoothness should tread carefully.

Is 5 NIGHTS AT BOBR KURWA worth it in 2026?

Yes — player reception is very positive: 94% of 357 Steam reviews are positive (player score 92/100). Most-praised strength: Gameplay terrorizes with precision. Current price: 2,99€.

Verdict

A polarizing yet undeniably memorable experience, *5 Nights at Bobr Kurwa* turns technical flaws into deliberate chaos. Its near-universal acclaim among 357 reviews proves the absurdity resonates deeply, though its short runtime and occasional stutters leave room for growth.

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